Seaside Salesman

how I be looking at the vault dweller when he hits me with the dollar store laser pistol

holy fuck victor is so lame now

He's done.

DYNAMO PLAYER = BLOCKED DOORMAN PLAYER = BLOCKED KELVIN PLAYER = BLOCKED INFURNUS PLAYER = BLOCKED MO AND KRILL PLAYER = you will be reincarnated as a lotus flower

Now and then gooseworx will tweet something like "last time i met a fan i covered myself in oil and lit myself on fire in front of them!" and then someone will qrt it like "why would you ever say this this is such an irresponsible way to treat your fandom" completely unironically

How I’ve been feeling choosing to queue with friends instead of studying

this post ticked me off so much I had to make this

whose lost dog is this #deadlock

new drifta might be cracked

jeff the killer song

Do suicideboys fans know that they can just listen to good music instead

R.I.P. @cmkosemen... He's not actually dead but he is cameoing in Brutal Orchestra! Learn about the strange and wonderful unseen cryptids of Purgatory from the legendary author of All Tomorrows! Yes Köseman voices himself! Brutal Orchestra: True Zeal releases this Friday!

im taking over the world!

You EVIL EVIL Plant!

WELL, WELL, WELL, WELL, WOULD YOU LOOK AT THAT?

😭😭😭😭

Man, they really should make another isometric Fallout game. Give it a smaller scope/budget and a passionate team and I think they could make something really special.

While solving the world’s problems over lunch with Venture Bros creator Jackson Publick (at an undisclosed location to avoid our enemies) he was kind enough to draw me this. Always great catching up with this legend.

What else could I be but a Jester

Brutal Orchestra: True Zeal is coming very soon! True Zeal is a free content update adding 2 new party members and 2 new enemies! Other highlights include a cameo from @cmkosemen and 10 new achievements!