Tripp

Hey, if you’re looking for my audiobooks, the channel’s here. New chapter every Wednesday. @smokepitfairytales?si=C2tcLwvM9h1jcLLD" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">youtube.com/@smokepitfairy…

They need to put Keanu Reeves in RoN

@IfindRetards Did I make it?

Only retards can reply to this post. 🫂

“I don’t put a lot of miles on it because I wanna keep the value high” Neat. Do you also not fuck your girlfriend so she’s fresh for the next guy?

Hey, the next chapter of the audiobook for Smokepit Fairytales is up on the tube. Fully casted and scored and even animated. Check it.

Hey peeps, if you’re following on Patreon, the next chapter of ‘Women, Barbarians, and Slaves’ audiobook is up!

A Brazilian soldier with a parrot at the end of his rifle.

Nice day for a walk...

@Kristin_Fiction I might know a guy.

Does anyone have any first-hand recs for artists who do western or space-western cover art? They must be (and I cannot emphasize this enough) AMERICAN. By birth and by residence.

Smokepit Fairytales’ paperback got a facelift, and all new illustrations. The audiobook got a ground up overhaul. Both ready to grab now.

Best community note ever 😂🔥🔥

Alice Cooper sharing Jesus Christ❤️‍🔥

@FurkanGozukara Oh honey…

Absolute desperation. The US is deploying slow, unstealthy Cold War-era A-10s to the Strait of Hormuz to fight fast attack boats. These planes are sitting ducks for Iran's advanced air defenses. The Pentagon is sending pilots on a suicide mission.

@Sarge0351 You ever shoot a machineguns on peyote? It’s almost as badass as my mustache. It’s like a mustache with titties.

I'm not going to say One Battle After Another won Best Picture at the Academy Awards because of my mustache. But it probably didn't hurt.

Jokes aside, Chuck Norris' death hits like a battering ram. He was an influence so constant, I do not remember a world without a ubiquitous Chuck Norris. When interviewers would stir the turd tank, trying to incite him to badmouth Steven Seagal or Jean-Claude Van Damme, he was instead complimentary of both. He knew the commitment Martial Arts takes. Yet look his background up: His pedigree objectively exceeded them all. There are millionaire MMA fighters less legit than he was in his earlier competitive career. He was recruited by Bruce Lee not for acting, but for winning a full-contact competition. But listen to him talk about it. No pretense. No braggadocio. Just an impassive acknowledgement of the work it all required. Here lies a man. R.I.P.

This is why I love X. Absolute gold.

Lunch is served! Today’s meal is delicious mudskipper!

Chuck Norris didn't join the Marine Corps...the Marine Corps applied to him. Heaven’s streets have always been guarded by Marines. Today, Chuck Norris reported for duty. We mourn the passing of Chuck Norris, a @usairforce veteran, who also became an honorary Marine in 2007 when awarded the title by then Commandant of the Marine Corps, Gen. James T. Conway. Chuck Norris is one of just over 100 individuals to be awarded the title of Honorary Marine in the entire 250-year history of the Corps. Some missions may require a battalion, but this one just requires an Honorary Marine. #USMCHistory #USMC #SemperFidelis

@Damo_Dangerman @Sarge0351 Yes

@Trippwrites @Sarge0351 The real ending of Smokepit Fairytales was Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking Hank into oblivion.

Chuck Norris never read Smokepit Fairytales. He stared it down until he got the information he wanted.

@racistnature @ImperiumFirst Fake news. Chuck Norris didn’t push himself up… he pushed the planet down.

@ImperiumFirst Fake news. He was actually doing pushups off of it.

Chuck Norris touched the wall bro 😭