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The craziest thing about gas prices going up from $2.89 to $4.50 in the US in just 6 weeks is that Donald Trump raped a 13 year old girl.

Debt just surpassed our economy. It’s official. He managed to bankrupt the United States. Morally and literally

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Vanessa Bryant hearing Kobe's old phone vibrate after Jayson Tatum starts crying about choking a 3-1 lead

These Alperen Sengun edits got me IN TEARS

In memory for the Rockets and their playoff exit #GoneFishing

BREAKING: Four-Star RB Noah Roberts has Committed to Texas, he tells me for @Rivals The 6’0 195 RB from Chandler, AZ chose the Longhorns over Michigan, Oregon, and Arizona State “Happy b day mimi, fly high uncle g, HOOK EM”

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Chris Paul you can now rest

My entire timeline is nothing but Pokémon and J.P. Morgan memes right now 😂

Me: I have a gambling addiction Therapist: I bet u can't quit Me:

@HouTxRich @Doc_Texas Congrats on selling out a home game where you couldn’t even score a touchdown for your loyal fans which are rare btw. You went 11-1 with the easiest schedule and still couldn’t go undefeated losing to a sad little team 😂🤡. Show me your am diploma btw since you’re obviously alum

@Trippy_Dee2 @Doc_Texas LOL….can’t sell out a small stadium for a minor bowl. Can’t qualify for the CFP….sad little team. Maybe this year you qualify for the Alamo…I hear San Antonio is loaded with your tshirt fans.

A&M had their best season in program history and never made it out of College Station because they can’t beat Texas in football.

@13assan @courageth3cow @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 Considering he averaged 34 against the blazers I think he’ll be fine. Not his fault he only needs 29 minuets a game to dominate 🤷🏽

@Trippy_Dee2 @courageth3cow @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 Also is Wemby playing his usual 30min a game? This is the playoffs you need 35-40 min from your superstar to keep up

Charles Barkley: "Without Anthony Edwards they got no chance. Zero. It would be a difficult series with Anthony. Joker is a little guy compared to Rudy. Rudy is a little guy compared to Victor"

@13assan @courageth3cow @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 They did that with ant who isn’t available rn which ngl sucks because he’s a beast and my favorite non spur to watch. Congrats to them on continuously getting to the wcf but again that wolves team is not this one. Wemby is the ultimate equalizer.

@Trippy_Dee2 @courageth3cow @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 When I said undersized G and F, I’m talking compared to wolves. your tallest PF is Barns 6’7”, Jaden is 6’9” and guards the best ball handlers nightly. Naz and Ju both 6’9” and physical. Sure they lost but they smacked (LeBron,Luka,KD,Book,Beal,Jok,Murray) to get there.

@HouTxRich @Doc_Texas Beating on lil bro is always fun and yall would jizz your pants the day yall win but since you can’t it’s not important lmao I couldn’t care less about ticket sales tbh. Winning is the most important and Texas keeps wining against the aggies 🤷🏽. So remind how many tds yall score?

@Trippy_Dee2 @Doc_Texas You care more about beating the Aggies and playing in shit bowl that your tshirt fans didn’t bother to buy tickets for than qualifying for the CFP. Move On.

Mitchell Robinson’s IG story to Dyson Daniels OMG 😂😂😂 (@MrBuckBuckNBA)

@13assan @courageth3cow @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 Undersized guards 😂 Fox is the shortest at 6’ 3” but sure undersized lol they also lost every single one of those series did they not? The most skilled overall player is Wemby, id even give you sga but Jokic is only offensively skilled.

@Trippy_Dee2 @courageth3cow @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 Brother you’re comparing an inexperienced young team full of undersized guards and forwards to a team that just went to b2b conference championship games vs Luka, Kyrie and SGA, they just took down the most skilled player in the league with just their bench and role players.

@HouTxRich @Doc_Texas You care more about a sold out game than winning said game? 😂 that’s the most loser shit I’ve seen 🤡🫵🏽 lmao also I didn’t know Miami won the chip that’s news to me. Surely you scored a td at home in front of that sold out crowd right?

@Trippy_Dee2 @Doc_Texas You couldn’t sell out a minor bowl…and played against another non-CFP qualifying team that couldn’t sell out a minor bowl. I’ll take our sold-out, CFP home game against the eventual national champ ever single time. I didn’t stutter. Move on.

@courageth3cow @13assan @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 Shit I would agree if they didnt go up 15 plus twice on us lol credit to them for not backing down but shit could have got bad fast. That’s exactly what you’re gonna get with these 2! Haven’t watched a single okc game for that reason

@Trippy_Dee2 @13assan @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 Portland never stood a chance Wemby could have sat the whole series …Portland is a bunch of utility guys and a flopper but credit to them for sure for taking care of business….i just want good hoops

@courageth3cow @13assan @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 They just came back twice being down 15 and one of em was without Wemby. A rookie went off for 27 off the bench and 22 in the 2nd half. I think they’re mentally tough. If that’s not facing adversity idk what is. The wolves showed some insane heart I’ll give them that. I feel you

@Trippy_Dee2 @13assan @Hard2beM @ohnohedidnt24 Toughness physically both teams but I’m not sure about mental toughness for the spurs yet we have to see..they haven’t seen playoff adversity yet…I don’t have a dog in the fight either way I just had hate watch for Denver