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🚨 BREAKING: 🇺🇸 US F-35 damaged by suspected Iranian fire makes emergency landing. U.S. F-35 jet made an emergency landing in the Middle East after being hit by suspected Iranian fire during a mission over Iran. The jet landed safely and the pilot is stable, but the incident is under investigation. - CNN Report

The F-35 was supposed to be unkillable. That was the whole point. Lockheed Martin spent thirty years and four hundred billion dollars, the most expensive weapons programme in human history, building an aircraft that the enemy simply could not see. Not on radar. Not on infrared. Not on anything. The F-35 was not just a fighter jet. It was a theological statement. America’s way of saying: we have moved beyond the reach of your missiles, your sensors, and your prayers. Iran apparently didn’t get the memo. Somewhere over Iranian airspace on March 19, 2026, an IRST system, infrared search and track, the kind of sensor your grandmother could probably explain, looked up, found the F-35, and locked on. Not because Iranian engineers are geniuses. Because the F-35, it turns out, is extremely hot. All that engine. All that thrust. All that carefully sculpted stealth geometry, and the bloody thing glows like a kettle. The heat signature data Iran now holds is not just embarrassing. It is a gift that keeps giving. To Moscow. To Beijing. To every procurement ministry on the planet that has been quietly wondering whether to spend the money on systems designed to kill this aircraft. The answer, as of this week, is yes. And here is the bit that should really worry the Pentagon. You can patch software. You can redesign coatings. You cannot reprogramme a pilot’s brain. Every F-35 driver who takes off from here on knows, actually knows, that someone down there might be able to see them. That changes everything about how they fly. Caution replaces aggression. Hesitation replaces instinct. Four hundred billion dollars. And in the end, it was done in by a heat sensor. Tremendous. Gandalv / @Microinteracti1

@0hour1 Def having this going all day while scrolling my feed, mini player for the win!

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🚨 HOLY SMOKES. Californians are shocked after Democrats got exposed for spending $1.2 BILLION in taxpayer dollars on a new office for Gavin Newsom and lawmakers And "THOUSANDS" of people signed NDAs to keep the details secret! This is utter MADNESS.

I have some black wisdom on the women wearing heavy makeup dispute

Give this strain a name 😳🔥

@JustthefactsJJ Don't worry Jonah a lot of us hate watched it!

I have lost faith in all of humanity

@0hour1 This is for all the Persian Baddies!

Only verified accounts will be commenting for awhile on my account maybe until the end of the Iran conflict. It’s only 8 dollars Need to make a comment bad enough spend your money 💰 it’s a cup of coffee. Or Complain either way don’t give a shit. Foreigners are not welcome on my page.

@Dan16676935420 Me and @TheoVon share the same Birthday

🚨BREAKING: American comedian Theo Von, best known for hosting the hit podcast This Past Weekend and his stand-up comedy specials, turned 43 years old today.

@Awk20000 No one gives a fuck about your over priced piece of paper!

Hasan goes back & forth w chatter who called out his level of expertise in international relations “If I look at ur comments in the Asmongold chat & I find out ur glazing his analysis, will u feel a sense of shame?” “This is literally my area of expertise, when it comes to international relations..talking abt anti imperialism..not only do I have a degree in just this but also..I’ve spent the last decade or so talking abt exactly this scenario..contrary to ur favorite content creator, I do have a degree”

@axifyclipping_ Whats with the new trend of lying about what the video you are posting is about?

Interviewer was SHOCKED as Sophie Rain ACCIDENTALLY LEAKED that Kai Cenat CHEATED on Gigi with Piper Rockelle while Rakai was in a relationship with her, leading to their BREAKUP 😳 “Kai Cenat cheated with Piper… are you recording? oh sh*t nvm, i lied"

🚨 BREAKING: DNI TULSI GABBARD JUST CONFIRMED, HER OFFICE SEIZED VOTING MACHINES IN PUERTO RICO! They're now locked down in a SECURE ODNI facility for forensic review. This is the first major move to expose potential 2020 fraud in the territories

@men_are_human WTF

So, lets check in on Feminism......

انفجار هائل ومخيف في معسكر لواء 52 الحشد الشعبي (بروجلي)أطراف قضاء طوزخرماتو .... السؤال:- ماذا كان يحتوي هذا المعسكر ليخلف هذه القوة الهائلة من الانفجار؟؟ هل يجوز أن يحتفظ تشكيل بمستوى لواء هذه الكمية من الأسلحة أو الصواريخ او المتفجرات ؟؟

Prior to Operation Epic Fury, the Iranian regime used the Karaj Surface-to-Surface Missile Plant to assemble ballistic missiles that threatened Americans, neighboring countries, and commercial shipping. The photo dated March 1, 2026, shows the plant prior to U.S. strikes. The image dated March 11, 2026, shows the same location after U.S. forces struck the facility with precision munitions.

כוחות צה"ל תקפו ארבעה מחבלים חמושים מארגון הטרור חמאס בצפון רצועת עזה מוקדם יותר היום כוחות צוות הקרב של חטיבת אגרוף הברזל (205), זיהו בשני אירועים שונים ארבעה מחבלים חמושים במרחב הקו הצהוב שהיוו איום מיידי על הכוחות. מיד לאחר הזיהוי, הכוחות תקפו וחיסלו את המחבלים במטרה להסיר את האיום על כוחותינו. כוחות צה"ל בפיקוד הדרום פרוסים במרחב בהתאם להסכם וימשיכו לפעול להסרת כל איום מיידי

@TheQuartering Everything is Fake & Gay

I know what I am about to say is a cringe comparison but it just happened, I finally see it, it's like when Neo finally saw the Matrix. It's all bullshit, almost nothing on X is real. Dead internet theory is however real.

BREAKING: Iran’s Islamic regime has attacked another energy facility, with at least one Iranian missile reportedly hitting Israel’s Haifa refinery.

A prank has started in Tehran. The buzzing recorded sound of a flying drone gets the Basij ( the local Islamic militia) to run away.