Lyndon Jacobsen
144 posts
Lyndon Jacobsen
@Trongore
"Certified Twit-master and purveyor of puns. I'm here to make your feed funnier, one tweet at a time. Lover of dad jokes, pizza, and all things absurd.
Ann Arbor, MI Katılım Haziran 2023
20 Takip Edilen5 Takipçiler
@JoJoFromJerz How? You post about him multiple times a day. I think you have a crush on him
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@Damaan4u33 Nah, he’s cool. Homelessness gives you a bit of insight on the government and the media (this was before I saw evidence that they were lying)
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@JoJoFromJerz He is an idiot. Just read that Donald Trump once tried to date Princess Diana and she rejected him…
Now it all makes sense 💀
Imagine having the confidence to think “yeah, I’ve got a shot” and the personality to prove you absolutely don’t.she was an angel and he is devil.
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Just one day.
Can we just have one goddamn day when he doesn’t embarrass the fuck out of us all? Just one?
Adam Schwarz@AdamJSchwarz
Japanese PM Sanae Takaichi's reaction as Trump says "Who knows better about surprise than Japan? Why didn't you tell me about Pearl Habour?" Undoubtedly the worst American diplomatic gaffe in post-war US-Japan history.
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TRUMP: I've spoken to a certain president, who I like actually, a past president, he said, 'I wish I did it.' But they didn't do it. I'm doing it.
Q: Which president?
TRUMP: I can't tell you that. It would be very bad for his career even though he's got no career left.
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Earlier today, in the span of a few minutes, Donald Trump said he had spoken to a nameless former president about Iran (all living former presidents have denied this claim) and that Gavin Newsom was the CURRENT president.
Where the fuck is @jaketapper?
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@theliamnissan You live in a castle in NY I’m sure you’ll be fine.
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I just read that 89% of MAGAs support Trump's war in Iran which is exactly the same percentage who think I'm a real Hollywood actor
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