Troubadour and the Sword

The debut TatS LP is here on vinyl. Get yours: troubadourandthesword.bandcamp.com/album/troubado…

@Rev_Gabelicious God damn. … good one tho.

What is truly unique about a HipHop Christmas? The Rapping Paper

@Rev_Gabelicious 💯 how didn’t I see this before.

I don't follow football, so for my football folks: does Joe Burrow look like Jim Brewer?

@cl_appel @Rev_Gabelicious It’s probably because you feed them ice cubes. Gives them big dookers.

@Rev_Gabelicious @TroubadourSword I am so confused by this but thank you for cleaning it up 😬

Hey @cl_appel and @TroubadourSword I found this in the tub. All cleaned up now, but not really sure how one of them made that three-pointer.

@Rev_Gabelicious @cl_appel BEEG Mochi takes BEEG poops.

@cl_appel @TroubadourSword Happy to clean it up. It wasn't too goopy. I still don't know how it happened. Aside from that, they are happy and sated.

New single out from me and the homeboy! therebemonstershere.bandcamp.com/album/jundland…

@Rev_Gabelicious Or even 800 would have been cool

@TroubadourSword He finished with 477 dongs, so it woulda taken some time, but I get your sentiment.

Adrian Beltre is third in career WAR and home runs amongst third basemen...all-time.

@Rev_Gabelicious Still wish he coulda kept goin and hit 700 dongs

First all-time in doubles and RBI amongst third basemen.

@Rev_Gabelicious … we’re unacceptable!! DOW CHICKA BOW DUCKA DUCKA BOW WOW WOW 🎶

we sang like Thom Yorke, EMF, The Cramps, and George Thorogood all in one night!

the music we made last night is insane. gorgeous and awesome, but insane. @TroubadourSword

Here are the final outs of the last 3 games. Notice anything in common? These guys are PUMPED

@Rev_Gabelicious @cl_appel Throw the damn toy, Gabe!!! 😅

Bug waiting to play fetch with her favorite uncle, me. @cl_appel @TroubadourSword

@Rev_Gabelicious @cl_appel 😭🥺 Moooochiiiii…

MOCHI looking for his mom and dad. @TroubadourSword @cl_appel

@Rev_Gabelicious @IconicPoorly He literally travelled into a foul earlier. Garbage.

How many times did LeBron travel on that play just now?!? And yet they call a foul in his favor. @IconicPoorly

@Rev_Gabelicious Coco puffs!!

@TroubadourSword He really is. And he rarely drops them little raisins on you.

48. With a friend's emotional support bunny named Murray.

@Rev_Gabelicious He sounds like the coolest bunny ever!

@TroubadourSword Also, his name is Murray literally in homage to Bill Murray!

tersejournal.com/2023/03/13/the… my newest purgatory. For some reason, I feel like @lpkitty would dig this one.

I’m going to open a fancy mirror shop where all the inventory is actually cheap ass quality and name it Bespoke and Mirrors.

Aaron Judge hitting 61 means something. When he hits 62, that’ll mean something, too. But unless he hits 74, Barry Bonds is still the Home Run King no matter what Roger Maris Jr. says. He don’t get to decide that.

@Rev_Gabelicious @PassonJim Psh, that’s a lot of qualifiers. Sounds to me like he probably sucks and we shouldn’t have fun enjoying watching him.

Rookie seasons of 23+ HR, 24+ SB, 130 or better OPS+, and 5+ bWAR: - Mike Trout - Julio Rodriguez all time. @TroubadourSword @PassonJim

I hate listening to Mazz. Like, Dave O'Brien is like breaking a bone and then Mazz on top of that is a compound fracture that pierces the femoral artery. #NESN just does their best to serve up auditory platters of shit.