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Imagine the CEO of Chase Bank saying they can't find 500 staff to hire in the United States because of OnlyFans and Twitch streaming.

Exposing crime is a criminal offence in Nigeria.

This is currently circulated as what Moniepoint offers for a Quality Assurance role. #1.9M per year. For granular context: This is $1,300 USD for the entire year. $115 per month. Then their CEO have the boldness to say, there's no global talent. Just Imagine.

Korean lady shares her “Favorite Sound” before and after marrying a Nigerian. 🎥: IG/victorandrenee

Some of you are so desensitised to healthy relationships that peace feels boring. You crave drama and call it love.

This client came to the pharmacy to get piriton... After dispensing, I told him it might make him drowsy... Only for him to ask if it will make him dream of me 😭

What if the entire universe is just a video being shown to Adam and Eve to explain why they shouldn't eat the fruit? 🤔

More reasons why men struggle to forgive cheating because it means you actually liked the guy and preplanned sleeping with him whilst most men just slept with a woman to relieve themselves... I sha hope you know this statement points the gun barrel to women??

We’re literally working for rent, electricity & food

I was passing by a room window in my face me, I face you room, I rented in Lagos that year. So one night, I was going to fetch water from the well. That was when I heard it. A man seriously begging his wife for s*x. Voice low but the whole compound could hear. She didn't budge. I stayed a little to listen 😂, the man was seriously begging. I carried my water and went back inside laughing. Next morning the man packed her load outside. The house belonged to his father. That was when everything came out. He stood there blaming his father for forcing him to marry this woman and rejecting the one he actually loved. The father said what happened all of a sudden, he can't explain 😂. Or how do you want to tell people what happened between you and your wife? The things people carry inside a marriage ehn.

Best dress of the night at the Met Gala!!!!👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

Because what kind of imagination is that 😂😭

Please don't believe me when I say this. There's an inexhaustible budget allocation aimed at locking down all core platforms - Tiktok, Instagram, Twitter. Not Facebook, those ones are useless. A lot of these names were compiled during the digital summit they held. Some will drive bigotry, others will drive religious divisions, others will be dedicated to rubbishing the credibility of standout voices. The low level sewer rats, collecting #300 per tweet will be dedicated to combing media of opposing voices and designing caricatures, just to make them cower. If they can't find anything, they will impute unfounded sexualities (gay, lesbian). The medium level sewer rats don't need to run up this content, they would repost/RT for visibility. Please don't believe when I say this: It is designed to be a full blown campaign. Week on week, month on month. There are people who are currently on the same gig that are currently farming credibility as "conscious voices" so when they flip that switch - it appears organic. Whatever you saw leading up to 2023 will be scaled in ten folds.

“Put this on record, I know you’re recording me, Justice crac k was k!dnapp£d and brut@l!s£d just because he spoke about the poor quality of food Nigerian soldiers get to eat” - Zekeri idris

Imagine a father, telling his grown up son "I am just managing your mother... I only married her because she got pregnant for me" See how irresponsible that sounds? This is why there is no such thing as a wise woman. - Female intelligence has a lower ceiling - women are protected from unfiltered experiential exposure by everyone around them - Are too narcissistic for honest reflection/introspection - As a result of all that, insights are neither formed nor integrated into coherent mental models - And without principles to guide action, nothing is tested or refined, so calibrated judgement NEVER develops. There is foolishness then there's its much older cousin; female foolishness. Women are uniquely foolish and it gets worse as they get older

Anything below N25m annually is a huge turn off for me. E no get wetin me and the person go dy talk. Her salary should be able to get me the latest Samsung Flagships and other expensive gifts that i like. I only love women that have money so we can be pouring into each other.

“I will vote Buhari even if he presents a NEPA bill as WAEC certificate” Na Peter Obi body you come dey find PhD certificate abi? Chineke kpo wu oku

Let me say this. If you're a social media influencer with a big account, and claim to be in support of the OK movement. You won't take a dime from anyone on their campaign team to use your page to promote them. Rather, you'd do it free because you want a better country. End.

The church has convinced an entire generation that suffering is spiritual. That’s why we pray about things we should be fixing.

As a man, only get into a relationship with a woman who gets excited like a kid whenever she’s around you.