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Finally made it in comedy where someone was mean to me on Twitter
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Troy Burditt
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Troy Burditt
@TroyBurditt
The Queen of Mean
Peabody, MA Katılım Şubat 2018
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By 2046 I’ll have enough money to buy the naming rights and have the Celtics play in the TB Garden
TD Garden@tdgarden
We are proud to announce that we have extended our partnership with @tdbank_us, which includes the continued naming rights of TD Garden & renewed status as the official bank of the @NHLBruins through 2045! Learn more about the extension & it’s benefits: bit.ly/3VXt2jO
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An update on my race with Damion Lillard to see who is the greatest blazer of all time
Portland Trail Blazers@trailblazers
Love and congratulations from across the league for Trail Blazers all-time leading scorer, @Dame_Lillard ❤️
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Nancy Pelosi is retiring. I will always remember her poise and grace while openly participating in insider trading with her husband to accumulate over $100M in wealth. Here’s to you, Nance - I’ll see you in hell someday.
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Wow I had no idea SpongeBob was a Republican
SpongeBob@SpongeBob
Who else has cried 43 times and it’s not even 2pm?
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No one told me my audio job was actually listening to peoples problems
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I went a whole summer without a tweet getting more than 10 favs but my mental health has been thriving.
Definitely not worth it
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Ok personally Im about 8 years late and comedy career wise Im 5 years late but follow my comedy Instagram IG @TroyBurditt so comics and audience members can finally stop telling me "how do you not have an IG" and "No I wont follow you on twitter"
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A comedy show you can smoke weed inside the venue pinch me I’m high and dreaming
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This is great as long as they don’t put Jaylen Brown in the trade package again
Legion Hoops@LegionHoops
UPDATE: The United States has sent a “substantial” trade to Russia for the release of Brittany Griner, says the White House.
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If you tell me “you look like an AV guy” before 9am I will not tell you which one is the HDMI port on your laptop
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“I should start tweeting more again” is this a “good move for comedy” or me going through all my options to get more attention
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I don’t remember if I use twitter when I’m depressed or happy so I’m posting my dates very neutrally come to show if you want
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I am also 25 with zero nba championships so we all have hope
𝙍𝙞𝙡𝙚𝙮 ☘️@CelticsRiley
Steph Curry was 26 when he won his first Championship. LeBron James was 27 when he won his first Championship. Kevin Durant was 28 when he won his first Championship. Jayson Tatum is only 24. Jaylen Brown is only 25.
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