Troy Sidle

@MountSinaiNYC Who do I direct a complaint to?

@MichaelWarbur17 @wrongmiles You’re in the bike lane.

@rebeccajtiffany And then it will be enough.

@buglipp @CorwinKerger @BasebaIlKing The smile

@CorwinKerger @BasebaIlKing The head jerk 😂

I can’t stop watching this video 😂😂😂

@setherubin This is the floor of the NYC subway.

@MinuteComedy @DrGBuckingham I see it now, but that’s a loose definition of “circle”.

@DrGBuckingham Maybe this helps?

Look closely. There are actually 16 circles in this image. And once you see them, the image appears changed forever. The wonderful coffer illusion, by Anthony Norcia

Why do I think gun control could work? Because fuckin grenade control works.

@richmintz @NYPD13Pct License plates are property of the state. Vandalizing them is vandalizing state property.

Hey imagine vandalizing your own license plate in order to steal tolls, parking a block from the precinct, and then putting your own name and phone number on your dashboard like this detective did. @NYPD13Pct, maybe you should give him a call.

@ProctorChap One could argue bias if one *hasn’t* experienced traffic violence.

Was called for jury duty today. The trial involved a car crash. They went through, I believe, around 50 candidate jurors before finding 8 jurors because everyone is thrown out because they've been a victim of/been involved in traffic violence.

@KizzyPhD 2nd Moderna Vaccination Pie. With a side of chicken soup depending how I react to the pie.

What kind of pie are y’all having for “Pi Day 3.14”? #PiDay Me, personally, I’m having this new pie called “wine”. #vinology

@ROSimonson @caroljsroth I once asked a chef how to cook eggplant and he said, “cut it from stem to blossom, score it, grill and smoke it until tender. Season with salt. scoop the flesh and purée with heavy cream until smooth. Pass through a strainer and then throw that sh*t in the trash.”

What are your most controversial food takes?

@BrentToderian A friend told me that he learned that from a civil engineering professor. #eliminatefreeparking

@BrentToderian Decreasing parking decreases traffic.

QUESTION: What’s the most UNPOPULAR position you have about cities that you know for a fact is ABSOLUTELY TRUE?

@BrianPShea It was at this moment that I realized nothing matters.

@altonbrown I’d like a tutorial per type of mushroom plz.

Culinary truth: you can actually wash mushrooms without creating a blackhole that will swallow EVERYTHING.

@AshleyKSmalls The magazine cover.

“This could’ve been an email”