Troy Stark (retired)

M. Night Shyamalan just made LOST the movie! m.imdb.com/title/tt109546…

So I guess I bought a new laptop case for my cat to sleep on. Don't mind me if I show up to our business meeting with my laptop in a Dollarama tote.

Superstore is playing that Enya song from LOTR and I'm never leaving.

Let the churches burn. At least they'll pay taxes on the lumber they use to rebuild.

Call me the ferry cause I'm always pulling out late.

Thermos full of gravy.

Let me just put down my phone and laptop so I can get up and look for a pen and paper real quick.

About to release my new horror novel called "Steven King" under the pseudonym "The Dark Tower". Do I know any good IP lawyers?

What If: BATMAN is just a Bruce Wayne fever dream after getting rabies from falling into that Batcave?!

Any schools offering a degree in blogging? Asking for a career change.

Bought a trailer so I can live on a relative's land. (The Millennial Dream)

You must be ^ . . . . . . . . THIS . . . . . . . v Far apart to ride the ride.

A bachelor party for your friend who has to start working again

Happiness is having a place to just fuck off to

42 is the best inches for gaming

@wallygoodtimes I'd just dip the corner in

@Troy__Stark Would you dab a bit on with a knife when you got it or would you try to crudely cram the cream in with your fingers? Or would you just do the cream as a shot?

Boston Cream Donut, filling on the side please.

More like Blowzark

In Europe it's already Christmas and I have never felt so resentful towards Europeans.

I used to deliver punchlines. Now I deliver hamburgers. 2020 wins.