Truck Captain Stumpy

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Truck Captain Stumpy

@TruckCptStumpy

RET US Army & Fire Captain. Ordained Pastafarian. I have a seeing-eye dog, but I only need her for driving/reading

Following my 1LT on LandNav Katılım Nisan 2018
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Truck Captain Stumpy
Truck Captain Stumpy@TruckCptStumpy·
I'm not a Democrat I'm not a Republican I hate that too many fanatics think that being one or the other makes you superior it doesn't what it does is limit your ability for reason, logic and common sense #FuckPolitics just be people
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James Woods
James Woods@RealJamesWoods·
Yes. We wanted to buy a home in Laguna several years back. We offered close to asking. A Chinese buyer, parking money offshore from his country, bought it. It has stood empty ever since. They will buy up every square inch of this country, and the Democrats will be in on it.
km2020@ZArteest1010

@RealJamesWoods Have the Democrats sold California to China? Everything it used to be, no longer exists. Everything they have reduced it to, can be reversed by whoever gets in power next.

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Anti Left Memes
Anti Left Memes@AntiLeftMemes·
🚨How many ?? A. All Of Them B. Just a Few
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Epic Clip Vault
Epic Clip Vault@EpicClipVault·
Restaurant surprises customers with gigantic meals 😂
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The Nikki V.
The Nikki V.@TheUnHeard_One·
He always makes me laugh…😂 “Never has an audience asked such an important question!” 😂😂
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AP
AP@Average_NY_Guy·
Charlie Kirk’s 8 must-know facts about Palestine.
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PUNS
PUNS@ThePunnyWorld·
What do cows like to read? Cattle-logs.
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Chuckling Charlie
Chuckling Charlie@ChucklingChrly·
The old broom stick prank gets them the first time every time. 😁🤣
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Rock'n Roll of All
Rock'n Roll of All@rocknrollofall·
Johnny Cash has a grandson that sounds identical to him and now he's keeping his legacy alive on stage.
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𝔉🅰𝒏 Karoline Leavitt
A 19-year-old thug shoves an 84-year-old grandpa from behind, cracks his skull on the pavement and kills him… then whines “bad day” and walks free on probation. Mainstream media buries the story because the thug is black. Impeach this woke judge?? A. Hell yes B. No.
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Jum
Jum@JesterJum·
This video is perfection 👌
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Johnny Cadillac
Johnny Cadillac@lippyent·
Truth! You? Hmm 😒 🤔?¿
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Thrilla the Gorilla
Thrilla the Gorilla@ThrillaRilla369·
If you go out drinking and call out of work the next day... I'm here to let you know my generation showed up for work in the same clothes we had on the night before, with a wristband
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Mrs B
Mrs B@attackdogX·
“The future is gonna be so great” The future:
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TONY™
TONY™@TONYxTWO·
FREE BIRD!! 🔥🦅 This is so impressive!!
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Bob Golen
Bob Golen@BobGolen·
"Doc, I can't get 'She's a Lady' out of my head." "It's not unusual."
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Kevin W.
Kevin W.@Brink_Thinker·
Twins woke up at midnight, saw each other and started having a conversation in their own baby babble 😂
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Magnetic Norse
Magnetic Norse@MagneticNorse·
Werner Herzog on language and his refusal to speak French
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