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“I know that you have not yet grasped the trajectory, the inevitability of you shedding your biological form.”
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Swim Palmer
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Swim Palmer
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I’m an aesthetic opportunist too 🦉
NYC Katılım Nisan 2007
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I hate you blue light I hate you infinite scroll I hate you ai customer support I hate you onedrive I hate you no usb port I hate you two factor authentication I hate you accept all cookies I hate you autoplay I hate you subscription I hate you buy more storage I hate you
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What if I slept a little more and forgot about all this nonsense
Franz Kafka, The Metamorphosis
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I love deer—they are beautiful peaceful beings. I went along with a joke about their intelligence and I feel bad. Is it true they aren’t smart? I don’t know but there’s no reason to laugh about it either way.
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I do think Tolkien was right to include Tom Bombadil in Lord of the Rings, if only because it gave us this tweet.
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Trying to keep up with all the rad new presses and failing beautifully. What a time to be alive
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Remember when we bought the baguette and dipped it into a jar of Nutella on the beach? If only we had also gotten the salted butter
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Unless they are married it’s tacky for a man to refer to a woman as a “sacred monster”, even in a book review praising her work.
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@BurialMagazine As a soon to be up and coming writer you and Burial Mag inspire me immensely. Love this PR for you
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i’m one underemployed guy. sorry for not being the atlantic
Yasmin Nair (One Tenacious B.)@NairYasmin
Ah, so lovely when a new magazine -- started in The Year Of Our Great Kitteh 2025 -- does not pay. Who is able to write for such? Who has the time? This is what I mean when I talk (endlessly) about class and writers.
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My collection of Nathaniel Hawthorne short stories becomes hidden and remerges according to a secret logic
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Catchy opening! But the comma splice is unwieldy. Why dont you try "It was not just the best of times. It was also the worst of times."
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@MollyL That’s a very measured take. The outrage on the other hand is so very not chill.
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@TRUE Ha I actually wrote in my article that I thought god gave us this plant and like all things heaven sent its like, a mixed bag man and they were still real mad
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Does anybody still remember when I did this in 2011 in Missoula Montana and a pitchfork mob of stoners hounded me for years after
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Drop an article about how hard it is to quit weed and like clockwork the all day errr day smokers flock over to comment that you can’t get addicted to it. 😶🌫️
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Drop an article about how hard it is to quit weed and like clockwork the all day errr day smokers flock over to comment that you can’t get addicted to it. 😶🌫️
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when the coffee and sudafed hits just as the nyquill and robitussin are fading and you can see the entire global flow of oil in your mind's eye
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Me back in NYC after months away feeling beautiful and healed but also fragile
Genius Tech@Geniustechw
On what occasion would you wear THIS?? 😭
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