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Order "Van Helsing's Guide to Monsters and Dating" - https://t.co/JVqqfQgKia Mad Men analysis - https://t.co/Wa0j7uaeXV [email protected]

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·
My girlfriend got me an ornament of my first book and said "We'll add one to the tree with each new book you write" but I don't think she is prepared for 50 illegally published Mad Men fanfiction ornaments. I love you, baby ❤️
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Chuck Norris's death putting in all-timer work for office water cooler talk on a Friday morning.
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John Adams arguably gave more for the Revolution than any other founding father but his achievements are eclipsed by being known as the Squidward of American history
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big fan of john adams because the US got one POTUS (washington) whose defining characteristic was general disinterest in statecraft and he got deified in his lifetime. then it elevates a man who has lots of Big Ideas about how things should be done and everyone fucking hates it.

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Every day feels like this
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Mad Men's 20th anniversary is next year which means we should start organizing for a shadily funded celebration that takes place in a dangerously isolated location with almost no food or water because only alcohol and cigarette vendors were hired
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Vampires cannot enter christened buildings but any living soul can invite a vamp inside. Christening a home doesn't mean a priest blesses it, cooking a meal inside your new house christens it. Any attempt to rechristen a home fails if that vamp has already been invited in.
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i have a vampire question: in this scene he can enter having been previously invited in and then leaving. is there like a statute of limitations on that? like if 5 years later a new group came to set up a juke joint in the same building could he still get in?

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·
Thinking about the Tennessee Williams Festival's Annual Stella Shouting Contest
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The Academy assigning two low level employees to track down Sean Penn and hand him his Oscar like it's the Krusty Krab pizza episode
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Have a disease where any time someone on the Oscars says Hamnet, I say a prolonged "Ham-Net" back to the TV
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This is such a funny thing to have a ghost do to you
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The only idea I've had for a sitcom would be four friends in a Chicago apartment building all with completely normal dating/job trouble plotlines except one of them is a Lithuanian Socialist factory meat sweeper who was inexplicably sent 122 years into the future
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1904 Lithuanian Chicago stockyards worker Jurgis Rudkus who I brought 122 years into the future: Why river green? Me: Oh, haha. That's for St. Patrick's Day. They do it every year. Jurgis: Hmph. Capitalism overthrown yet? Me: Jurgis, buddy, I told you to play it cool.

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1904 Lithuanian Chicago stockyards worker Jurgis Rudkus who I brought 122 years into the future: Why river green? Me: Oh, haha. That's for St. Patrick's Day. They do it every year. Jurgis: Hmph. Capitalism overthrown yet? Me: Jurgis, buddy, I told you to play it cool.
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I can't have an opinion on the current discourse because when Citizen Kane's opera wife is singing and everyone says how garbage she is it sounds like regular opera to me and I think she's doing a good job
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Just saw an Instagram reel apartment tour of the unit I lived in four years ago and when they showed the price it cost $1200 more than my lease
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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·
If you are a paying subscriber to Mad World, it'll be to read the prior "exclusive articles" or just because you want to support me. The episode breakdowns and regular deadlines are done but never say never to what the future holds especially with the Mad Men resurgence.
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@BenjaminCrew1 Hi Ben, great work on Mad World. Thank you! Will you still be posting, or what do you reckon? Just curious should I keep my sub? Also, given the recent MM resurgence here, you should start reposting from the beginning again IMO. Even if you just automate it. Cheers!

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Unfortunately very funny how Mark Twain would write the most popular stories in American history and then immediately gamble any profits investing in edible pants or the electric moustache comb
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Winning the Lee Harvey Oswald Lookalike Contest by claiming I'm a patsy who hadn't even heard about the contest
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You know the Columbo murder is absolutely cooked when they say "If you don't mind, I'm running rather late" or "You're really beginning to annoy me, Lieutenant."
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