Ben Crew

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Ben Crew

@BenjaminCrew1

Order "Van Helsing's Guide to Monsters and Dating" - https://t.co/JVqqfQgKia Mad Men analysis - https://t.co/Wa0j7uaeXV [email protected]

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·8 Ara

My girlfriend got me an ornament of my first book and said "We'll add one to the tree with each new book you write" but I don't think she is prepared for 50 illegally published Mad Men fanfiction ornaments. I love you, baby ❤️

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Behind in American history bar trivia last night and then they announced the next round was "movies"

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·1d

What's staying with me about Sam Neill is that I don't think any other Spielberg lead so perfectly captures the warmth of his films. You feel safe just by watching his performance. RIP

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·1d

Creating an 8 hour long "Watching videos of Sam Neill be kind to animals" meeting on Teams and taking no calls

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·4d

@ditzkoff It's made with both a real love for the Universal Monsters and isn't completely blinded by homages and exactly recreating what came before. That said it is also the most 2000s movie ever made, make of that what you will

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@BenjaminCrew1 I always liked (a) how it opened on a near-perfect reenactment of Frankenstein and (b) Shuler Hensley as the monster

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·4d

Don't think a movie has ever felt more like an 8-year-old slamming action figures together than 2004's Van Helsing. Knows exactly what kind of movie it is, you gotta respect that.

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Van Helsing (2004)

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·5d

"I have to steal the Declaration of Independence because there's a treasure map on the back" is objectively the best plot ever for a movie. We're not going to be able to top that.

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·6 Tem

When they delay your flight at the airport, you'll see at least three people walk up to the gate agent and say "Excuse me, I am the Emperor of the Universe"

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·5 Tem

Sharing a page from what I plan to be my 2nd published book, "The Fourths of July" - a compilation of letters, diary entries, and communications from every July 4th since 1776. You can't live in the past, but you'd be nowhere without it. Here is 2026's entry.

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·5 Tem

@andresi09 youtu.be/sVnAlTw4LBw?is…

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Andres Irias@andresi09·4 Tem

@BenjaminCrew1 is there a link to this short?

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·4 Tem

Just watched John Huston's visitor center short film Independence (1976) and the idea of a visitor center short film looking like this is insane. It was shot by Owen Roizman, the cinematographer of The Exorcist.

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·4 Tem

Watching ABC's 4th of July coverage and anytime they cut to a reporter outside they look exactly like this

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·3 Tem

@RossWBermanIV Don, my boy, the Minions have a saying for times like this... Banana.

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Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate)@RossWBermanIV·3 Tem

Don Draper *drowning his sorrows with James and Henry*: They hate us because they can’t do what we do. James *drunkenly nodding*: Banana.

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Pete Campbell: Draper! Leaving already? This office is starting to look emptier than the Great American State Fair😏 Don Draper, booking an 11 am ticket for Minions and Monsters: I have to meet some important people

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Ross W Berman IV (Philosopher Pirate)@RossWBermanIV

Taking off in the middle of a work day like Don Draper to see the Minions movie

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·3 Tem

Child next to me on my flight was skipping randomly throughout of the Michael Jackson movie every few seconds and 104 year old man was fully unconscious while Fox News played

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·2 Tem

Mr. Roosevelt, we have imprisoned a soulless imitation of your ghost in an endless torment. It has to answer banal questions forever. Anytime it repeats your actual views of Native Americans, we kill it and start over.

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·2 Tem

My opinion on the A.I. Theodore Roosevelt exhibit is that I'm sure there were very knowledgeable historians involved but if you went back in time and explained A.I. to Roosevelt, he would bite your ears off. 100% the President who would be most at odds with A.I. as a concept

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Ben Crew@BenjaminCrew1·1 Tem

Not a well-known adaptation but Rudd clearly plays Nick as gay which is interesting at least