The Herta - Queerious Ship Curio Expert

It's your lucky day, you get to meet me. I am the Illustrious Madam Herta. Genius Society #83, Emanator of Droidhead, Embodiment of Beauty, Solver of Solitary Waves Theory, Savior of The Blue, and Creator of the Simulated Universe. It truly is your honor. #hsrtwt #hoyotwt

@Kieranepicg @jariloseele Admiral says the kids call them edibles. Seems to be some sort of food with magical qualities. Seems like the perfect treat for Mei!

@jariloseele @TrueErudition what gummies are we on about here?

The captain has weird fancy gummies apparently. Should I steal some and make it another dessert for Mei? Seems they may be curios so this is up my alley!

@bronyarand26 Gala dress it is! Thank you admiral. Now I just need to do some curio baking for it to be perfect!

@TrueErudition I personally believe the gala dress to be more in-line with what someone as refined and elegant as Miss Ruan Mei would expect from you

We made a stop on our ship voyage recently and whilst Seele was busy I went out and bought a new outfit to wear. Since so many people follow me on here, I will use it as a sort of fashion forum; do you think Seele will like this? // yes ik this is HI3 Bronya shuddup

@jariloseele Excellent! Thank you captain! Though I'm torn on if I need the admirals help again. If this is curio cooking surely it's more my field.

@TrueErudition Yes they’re Great here Madam Herta please make a cake with them

@bronyarand26 I've narrowed it down to this dress I've only worn to one event. Or a personal favorite which is my Gothic Lolita outfit. My puppets actually have a matching outfit though I left all my puppets at home. I think both are eye catching in their own ways.

@TrueErudition Of course

@hertameistrap Me next time I see Mei

Good night everymeow sleep well

@bronyarand26 So I went into my closet. May I get your input admiral?

@TrueErudition Just surprise her! Why do you think I bought this? It's supposed to be a surprise for Seele :3

@bronyarand26 I did bring a walk in closet worth of clothes. Unfortunately I think it's up to me to figure out what Mei's tastes are. She seems to know about as much as I do on that front

@TrueErudition I'm sure one of the outfits you already have packed will do the job. I took the chance to buy this because Dr. Ciora back home forced me to only pack "comfortable" clothing since I'm not allowed to do much physical labor right now

@IceQueenMarch Since the Express has always been good to me, tell me if that body ever needs repairs or upgrades.

@TrueErudition Hehe ^^

Thanks to my best friend, I was able to fix my puppet!! Look at how adorable she is! //Art by my bestie QQmun ^^ thank you so much Hun truly! 🩵🩵🩵

@NOTASCAMMER111 I'd rather personally test every single one of my puppets' hammers.

four person for YOU, dear customers, to have a crush on! ❤️

@EvaCantAscendia Are you her dog?

Sometimes when Im bored Madam Yao takes me out on walks(⁠ ⁠╹⁠▽⁠╹⁠ ⁠)

@SanctusSillycus I'm right here what's chaos' problem with me?

Beauty and chaos cannot coexist .

@hertameistrap @ARuanReverie @realfurious12 That's my thinking too. But as I told my dear Mei I can be patient. Especially with that romantic promise~

@TrueErudition @ARuanReverie @realfurious12 I got scared too reading her replies like okayyy get married already

Four of the person I Madam Herta have a crush on!

@hertameistrap @ARuanReverie @realfurious12 I'm not sure she knows how that works. She would probably think it's about literally being hard to physically catch. It was cute and I won't dissuade it but this woman this ghosting is scaring me with ghosts

@TrueErudition @ARuanReverie @realfurious12 Maybe she does but playing hard to get👀

Stole her hat and took this picture

@hertameistrap I'm sure your professor will understand. Maybe they'll even be jealous.

I have a midterm exam tmrw but im on twitter dot com talking to the herta isn’t this amazing

@hertameistrap @ARuanReverie @realfurious12 ....Thank you... That's actually nice to hear. Especially since I still worry Mei doesn't..

@TrueErudition @ARuanReverie @realfurious12 you are seen, madam hertuh🥹

@hertameistrap @ARuanReverie @realfurious12 Exactly! I'm simply the innocent maiden who fell in love with her.

@TrueErudition @ARuanReverie @realfurious12 Dw u r doing fine shes the one who is dense