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@SicklyTheNinJa You pick the shotgun, shoot the guy with an axe... you get both.

No, you do NOT pick the shotgun lol Shotgun has limited ammo and is useless without it. Baseball bat has no sharp end and is only good as a weapon. Chainsaw requires fuel which is hard to come by. You want the axe. The axe is multipurpose. It can be used to pry open boxes, chop down doors/trees for firewood AND it can be used as a weapon. Welcome to Zombienomics 101.

@NoContextBrits are you crazy?! ... shredder?!... so high ?

Of course, it’s a wallpaper shredder.

@ChrisO_wiki Congrats! 😅

My deal to marry Zendaya is 95% done. The remaining 5% of negotiations are focused on telling her and getting her to accept.

@Sudes65192684 When people talk about realism they mean shrinking horse balls not fueling your car...

Would you want a fuel system in GTA 6?

@Kbronproyectado Michael Reeves adopted him.

Que habrá sido del bebé random que tenía los poderes de Homelander en la temporada 1 de The Boys?

@harimoon @AcervoCharts It plays trailers for the first 20 min anyway, so you should be done before it starts.

@AcervoCharts mas como vão saber o filme que a pessoa tava vendo?

Alguns cinemas suíços instalaram telas nos banheiros para que ninguém perca o filme.

@dosegenderos the teenage son:

I assure you with absolute confidence that this "game" ends the same way every time; with pneumatic plowing.

@MemesToSave The code is more what you'd call 'guidelines' than actual rules.

@akafaceUS and nobody got shot? weird.

Cop husband handcuffing his wife.

@emkenobi At this point whoever rents them a house should expect that, it's not the first time.

Imagine being the owner of the house and checking in to see what your renters are up to and they’re just destroying your property

@facetedcarapace Skill issue... It's the left one.

I hate when it is difficult to tell which twin is the evil one

@yoxics wow... he cracked it... he broke the biggest mystery of the universe... casinos hate him now...

Lacy breaks down the secrets behind why Las Vegas casinos are so successful, explaining that they avoid 90 degree turns to keep guests moving through the building and staying inside longer 😳 - no balconies - no sharp turns - free suites for people who spend a lot of money

@ProofreadJulia That's... desperation.

@TrollFootball "He doesn't look anything like me!"

He's staring at the ultrasound like he's in the VAR booth.

@HumansNoContext I feel like this kid doesn't understand how swings work.

Some days are just like this

@MbarkCherguia Did anyone tried leaving them there?

What sould happen to climate activists who glue their hand to the road?

@AquelaLara - YES! I've got nat 327!!! - ... for a total of?

Vendo dado raro de 327 lados para RPG. Se você não entende de RPG, por favor não opine.

@otokyo I think I don't get to name him... I think he gets to name me.

What would you name this dog?

Throw it into a volcano immediately.

Canadian Member of Parliament, Tamara Jansen, has revealed that her newborn grandson has been named ‘Charlie Kirk Jansen’