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@Vickyjr Wacha ata hiyo, ongeza hii maneno ya refinery TZ ft KPC na M7. Najaa ngori.

@TrueMrCK Ghasia hakuna mahali haiingizi mikono. Hata hii story ya other power distributors siioni vizuri. Kuna kitu anapanga.

Kibaki brought professionals to help him put together and implement Vision 2030, Uhuru had serious Cabinet Secretaries that could run the government in his absence, huyu wa sasa ni kimenyi wa everything. Ni mbaya my people.

@bnf_039 @hosneyally_ @fabian_4pf Check DM

@hosneyally_ @fabian_4pf This conversation was about using a $50K prop firm trading account, targeting 5% monthly ROI after passing & getting funded. A 5% is $2,500 which equates to 320,000 Kenyatta Dollars. I hope you got it, if not feel free to DM me.

50k funded account is enough to change your life in Kenya ,5% per month can solve all your problems and give you a good life. Think about it.

@TheAbojani AIB iko tu sawa

Investors, which platform is working well for you when trading stocks??

@WaruhiuFranklin @mytradesignals Huyu formula ni kuekelea multi bet🤣

If you had invested the KES 31,500 in just KPLC, KQ, KCB and SCOM you would be in profits right now. Wealth is not created by overdiversifying in 11 stocks. @mytradesignals

@ggiste Hesabu bro Buy 5 ndizis @20/= Sell 1 ndizi @10/= Profit is 30/= not 6/= 100 ndizis profit is 3,000/=

I had very interesting conversation with this lady She has a lot she is doing for her family She told me something interesting A lot of young people hawataki kufanya Kazi mzito. Na hiyo kazi ndio iko na pesa. For instance; She buys Ndizi 5 for Kshs. 20 Bob She sells each Ndizi for Kshs. 10 Bob She makes a profit of 6 Bob in every Ndizi She can sell 100 ndizis a in a day. Thats 600 Bob. She buys watermelon ya 300 Bob. Inakata katwa inatoa melons ya 600 Bob. She makes an additional 300 Bob. In a day hakosi Kshs. 500 Bob ata kuwe kubaya aje. That’s 15k per month With proper planning she can save 100 bob kwa MMF (11%) na in 5 years atakuwa ba around Kshs. 230k She can use the money to start a Ka-Stand somewhere that could give her additional Kshs. 1k per day. Nimemguzia guzia mambo ya MMF. Lakini it’s like an alien story. She thinks it’s a scam. Tukupatana tena I will take her through. As a said you can only be rich based on your level of information. Ukipatana na yeye support her hustle..

Jambo Jambo! Ni kuoga na kurudi soko…unavoidable circumstances ni wewe. Injili lazima iendelee #RutoMustGo

@KyaloIntel Boxer moja ako tu sawa. Sasa ukiwa pipeline utaoa a lady with a kid/s mkaishi wapi?

Bob Collymore with his wealth, money, social status, education level, not to forget his handsomeness, married a lady with two kids. Wewe hapo na boxer moja, unaishi single room Pipeline ama Thika road, no shillings kwa account, huna sura, hata nyumbani huna NYUMBA, you are busy posting on Twitter how you cannot marry a lady with a kid/s. A broke man always has a broke mind.... Its only a fool and a broke man that talks bad about single mums.

@cygorila @KyaloIntel Nimewasha bluetooth gawa hii wisdom buana🤣

@KyaloIntel The Bible says,you shall start a family,not join one ☝️

@Vickyjr Back in 2024 niliingia NSE na joto nikijua SCOM is always the stock to buy. Kumbe time was bad & I had gone in full capital!

Good morning friends of Mukulima! 🇰🇪 In your NSE journey, what is that one stock you bought that taught you a lesson you'll never forget? 😅 Was it a "pump and dump" or just bad timing? Let’s share the scars so the newbies can learn. Portfolio status: Learning or Earning? 👇

@Vickyjr Tunakujua vizuri🤣 Nunua shares za KC mzee

@TrueMrCK Kenyan Cane Pineapple Fusion must have been in play.

Hapa sijui nilikua nimevuta bangi gani?

@Vickyjr Dj Adifarmer 🤣

Give me a Dj Name, career mpya.

@LlewellynOuya Correct💯 Old school me sijai hama from this one.

Many people just like suffering and complaining. MySafaricom App is functioning well but you are forcing issues with My OneApp (previously Mpesa App)

@Vickyjr Siz akakuwa camera mani we ukabaki na vyombo?🤣 ama namna gani mzee

Mum raised us well. As kids me and my li siz we used to fight over who was to do the dishes and who was to mop the floors. Now here Mukulima is.

@WaruhiuFranklin SCOM & KCB locked already. On the look out for IMH now & EQTY end of may.

Which NSE stocks are you looking to buy next week?

@TheAbojani John will reverse call me in 6 months asking for 2k urgently🤣

Imagine your friend John invested KES 500,000 in a "guaranteed" scheme promising 50% returns in 6 months. What do you think will happen six months later?

@WaruhiuFranklin We mzee umesema 14 days trial version imeisha ivo tu?🤣

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@WaruhiuFranklin Wueh! Huku ni wapi kwa ma dragon kumewaka namna hii? @WaruhiuFranklin ni ivo sasa

500k only? At your age, you think that's alot? Haha I serve many customers. Multiply that by 6,000 and do the maths. I just turned 28. The things I'm achieving in my 20s you're doing in your 40s so 😆🤷‍♂️

@Vickyjr Yehovah! Did you just say kenya power & Lightening company?🤣🤣

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