Keith “BP” Jones

@MorningHopium Will look into that

@TrueSilkk You can streamline this by just pissing the bed

Bedside bong prepped for hangover. Wake up, rip bowl, hold piss for as long as possible, piss, get back in bed for 2.5 hours.

@MLKGGER Damn straight Lugnuts

@TrueSilkk Steak ‘n Shake will always hit tho

Akimbo type of day. God I’m gonna miss college and my weekday rots

@lanzabagonha I’d like to think so too Lanza

@TrueSilkk This is poetic in many ways Keith....

@robcracks Really is Rob, really is

@TrueSilkk This is what it’s all about

@Maximus_Bankole 🫡🤝

@TrueSilkk Your a smart man BP. Ill be replicating this

@tigerwooodsreal You won’t regret it Tiger

@TrueSilkk Gonna add this to the playbook. Thanks BP

@choppppppppy “Believe in your infinite potential, your only limitations are those you set upon yourself”

@TrueSilkk My anxiety would never let me lay it there. Or even that close to my bed where I can easily knock it over

@DickTingles69 Failing to prepare, is preparing to fail…

@TrueSilkk They say preparation is key…

@BobbyJenksJr Shockingly it wasn’t Bobby, but that bowl was empty when I woke up

@TrueSilkk You just know that shit got knocked over during the 4am piss

I fear the freaks have found this. 27 bookmarks?? You are some sick fucks and disgust me

Elly

@triplethirty9 Keychain plays. Gonna larp as a sandal guy until I am one. Just how life goes I guess

@TrueSilkk Got you, do the same🙏 I’ll lyk how I’m feeling after first day when I get them. Also, the keychain? #CBTM? #shrink or #expand?

The propaganda worked. #changingoftheguard

@triplethirty9 Give updates, wanna hear how the break in process goes. Tossed mine in the microwave and wore em all day today. The piggies already screaming for mercy

@TrueSilkk Just did the the same 🙏

“Yo bro post this on your burner”

@DMcChunks I feel you Doug…

Gonna miss this thing next year #showerdox

75 hard complete💪

Time to drink the most mid beer of all time and act like it’s gods greatest gift