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@LoyalSachinFan Pure pitch manipulation

Gujarat Titans are a team to beat at home. They have truly mastered the art of dominating in their own backyard. IPL 2026 final also at the same stadium.

@AFC_Dev17 This is so funny, how would he ever improve if that's the case in reality

Issue with Allah Ghazanfar is not the dew but the sweat. This guy just over sweats and losses control over the ball. #KKRvsMI

@aakashgupta That orange turd will kill us all

The last time an El Niño this strong hit, it killed 50 million people. That was 3 to 4% of the entire world population. Scale that to today and you're looking at 250 million equivalent. The 1877 Super El Niño triggered simultaneous droughts across India, China, Brazil, and East Africa. Crops failed on four continents at the same time. The famine lasted three years. Researchers have called it "arguably the worst environmental disaster to ever befall humanity." NOAA's latest update gives a two-in-three chance this one reaches strong or very strong by fall. European models are even more aggressive. Sea surface temperatures need to exceed 2°C above normal to qualify as "super." The trajectory is pointing directly at that threshold. Here's what makes 2026 structurally different from every previous Super El Niño: there are two independent supply shocks converging on the same crop cycle. The Iran war has shut down roughly a third of the world's seaborne fertilizer trade through the Strait of Hormuz. US fertilizer supply was at 75% of normal in mid-March, right when the Corn Belt needed it most. Fertilizer prices hit their highest level since 2022. That input shortage is already baked into the 2026 growing season. The El Niño yield shock operates on a 6 to 12 month lag. India is forecasting below-normal monsoons for the first time in three years. Indonesia and Malaysia carry 90% of global palm oil, and El Niño production declines in those countries take 6 to 24 months to peak. Every strong El Niño in the past 55 years has reduced global cocoa production. So the fertilizer shortage weakens the crops El Niño is about to stress, and the El Niño yield collapse hits in 2027 on fields that were already under-fertilized in 2026. Two shocks with nearly identical lag structures, converging on the same harvest window. The difference between 1877 and 2026: we can see this one coming six months out. The commodity futures curve is barely pricing either shock. Whether that's rational discounting or willful denial depends entirely on what the Pacific Ocean does between now and October.

@MIPaltanFamily We know who will be at the last spot

Till now, 10 players have led Mumbai Indians. Rank them from best to worst as captains.

@Karannn123 @P4BL0G4V1_ Rohit will himself retire after next year ,and sky I can't tell

@P4BL0G4V1_ rohit sky tilak bumrah , if you dont want any of them you’re not an mi fan

Bumrah (18 crore) Naman Dhir (4 crore) RTM: Bosch and Jacks the rest can fuck off

@CricCrazyJohns Lo ditta ek point 🤣🤣go to hell trophyless franchise

PUNJAB KINGS IN LAST 5 MATCHES: Lost to Rajasthan Royals. ❌ Lost to Gujarat Titans. ❌ Lost to Sunrisers Hyderabad. ❌ Lost to Delhi Capitals. ❌ Lost to Mumbai Indians. ❌

@AFC_Dev17 Why u replacing pandya with an even bigger fraud

On the flip side, if its LSG I would prefer Rishabh Pant over fixer Nicholas Pooran We can free up the top 3 spot for him or even open with him. Gives us a powerplay basher alongside an Indian WK. Pant's obsession with Rohit works in our favor. @/Mumbai_Indians use 🧠 for once

@P4BL0G4V1_ So happy they should be out soon hate their fans

THEY ARE NOW GIVING POINTS TO EVERYONE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@Cutting__Chai @Hitting_Middle So insufferable,bitter and jealous.Why always a rcb fan

@Hitting_Middle It was really unnecessary question, why hijack RCB victory with such irrelevant topic?!

Still have no idea why Krunal was giving monologue on Pollard last night after that kind of win...tf was that question even ??

@tsmidnights13 Not gracie pls

who do we think is going to do a tribute performance for her?

@KoiJaaneNa Swiftie mi fan ?

it’s ‘the life of a depressed mumbai indians fan’ era now

@MIPaltanFamily Let's not hate on him sky captaincy is also the reason for this message, it's his first time bowling in the ipl and they put him in such a spot

Go play your domestic cricket, we don’t need a bowler who can’t defend 15 runs vs Bhuvi. Keep bowling your extras, wides, fielding fumbles. Definitely 0 MI DNA in Raj Angad Bawa

@MIPaltanFamily Yes he will scam is again plz no

Deepak Chahar dismissed Virat Kohli I don't know what to say, happy because Virat is out and sad because Deepak Chahar is close to his retention for next season.

@MIPaltanFamily 10

RCB will chase this target in how many overs?? 16

@Strikeball32 @mxtaverse Biggest whore in ict this gandu

@mxtaverse Chahal???

the way everyone knows exactly who he is talking about 😭

@iamrohitian45 What is this drama lmfao did they forget what they are and have been so cringe 🤣🤣🤣

Can't see my most successful and beloved franchise like this, MI please do it again in next match. 😓😭

@mipaltan @hardikpandya7 Please go away

Checked-in Raipur ✅

@MIPaltanFamily What's this obsession with acquiring washed up old pacers who can't even cross 130 kph consistently, we let anshul kambhoj go what a shameful state

T Natrajan is heading towards Mumbai Indians next season?? At this moment I'm not sure if it's gonna help MI or not but high chance is there that it might happen.

@MIPaltanFamily Her nickname will be tuktuk

Suryakumar Yadav and Devisha Shetty blessed with a baby girl. Congratulations both of you

@MIPaltanFamily No please no

Will you give another opportunity to Deepak Chahar for his death bowling masterclass??