Babylon Bunny 🐇

@filtercoffeee Same thing with most shades of eyeshadow if we're being honest.

Y'all this is sending me so bad😭😭😭 one thing that can elevate any fit is being brown????

@EarthToGazelle But windmills are too loud.

@AgentRaster @zerohedge The continuous surge on cigarettes/tobacco taxes to "discourage use" is a rightwing governing phenomenon, too.

@zerohedge Tax cigarettes to discourage use, tax hotels to encourage use! Leftism in a nutshell.

Chicago Approves 19% Hotel Tax To Fund Tourism Push zerohedge.com/markets/chicag…

@Gingerblast Kinda lame considering they already have so many "senior" communities that are largely uninhabited. Some of which are in historic buildings that younger people would kill to live in but are barred from even if childless/ pet free.

My neighborhood has a growing faction of boomers who are campaigning to become a 55+ community because they're tired of new families moving in with loud kids and I guess they're just cool with tanking everyone's property value to avoid moving to an actual retirement community Anti-natalist boomers must be stopped

I'm a hoe that be workin' the toes.

@CuddlyCaracal @lecij_ But they expect a whole ass tip for a half assed job. 🫠

@lecij_ 'Customer pays for delivery and is crucified for not collecting it themselves.' That's most of the comments right now.

@cutedeadboyz Or like how everybody just ignores Tina on Bob's Burgers being a sexual predator. 🤷

the incest in arrested development is insane because some of it is so in your face it’s comical and then some of it is so covert you feel like a freak for trying to point it out

@nokwandamhlong0 Timed medications are the worst though. Like, you mean I have to take these pills 8 times a day at specific times or I could die? Rather just speed up the process at that point.

Wait… I just realised some of you take vitamins every day 😭 Am I the only person who doesn’t have everyday pills? Not even supplements 😭 I only take medication when my doctor prescribes it or painkillers when necessary, then I’m back to taking nothing 😭 isn’t it tiring?

@siwynrosie Iykyk...

@thintheherd11 @DoctorLemma "She can run in them lil high heels" 💀

@DoctorLemma This one and the bacon is good for me kid are my top 2 of all time thus far

Do you remember this kid from 19 years ago? A 10-year-old named Jonathon Ware became an internet legend during a live news broadcast at the Portland Rose Festival in Portland, Oregon, USA. Jonathon was wearing black and white “zombie” face paint when a reporter asked for his opinion on the makeup. Instead of answering, he stared blankly into the camera and simply stated: “I like turtles.” The completely unrelated response made him a global sensation known as “The Zombie Kid.” Today, Jonathon is in his late 20s. He recently returned to the spotlight to help promote the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem movie, where he wore the iconic face paint once again to recreate his famous line.

I full-on ugly cry when my husband gifts me a @pants print. Every.damn.time.

@R0SYLNS Can't work from home though.

groceries? get em delivered. books? buy em on amazon. fuck libraries and bookstores. stop buying cds, vinyls, and dvds, it's all on the cloud! movie theaters? obsolete. subscribe to 10 different platforms instead! stay inside. be afraid of your neighbors. work til you die

@RapidResponse47 Iykyk

Dells Pledge $6.25B to Seed Millions of 'Trump Accounts' newsmax.com/us/michael-del…

@WallStreetApes Mind you, this is roughly how much it would be for a family of 4 at a dine in Pizza Hut without a coupon. (16 inch pizza, breadstix, salad bar x4, and drinks x4) So, I don't see the issue here.

American is at Alien Pizza Planet in Disneyland to get food ‌ He shows the menu, the prices are outrageous. 1 regular size pizza is over $86…. How did Americans ever let corporations normalize ripping us off this hard

@tacobell why my nacho grande made not so grande?? Why my cheesy gordita crunch not made so cheesy and saucy? Why you ruin my cheat day?? 🥺😭💔

@alphafox This is feeder porn. You're promoting porn... Also, you're posting her posting herself shoveling food into her face for social media clicks so....like....🤷

Imagine being so miserable in life that you have to shovel food in your oinker face to get social media likes. So disgusting. 🤮

An Alabama school white teacher, Nicole Staples, was arrested and fired after a video showed her savagely beating her young son at least 20 times with a belt. She was once the teacher of the year as a Second-grade teacher. This is what white people do in their homes.

@Dinaaaaa_12 A better life hack with balloons would be to tell people that you can refill helium balloons with a basketball needle pump to make them last longer. They reseal and will still float with at least 50% of the helium in them.

This life hack save me a lot of money

@hopes_revenge I had squirrels that I used to feed from my bedroom window. They started to get aggressive and pushy. It got to the point where they chewed through the screen and would knock on the window trying to get my attention. One day I relented and one attacked me. Fuck Dem squirrels.

this whole experience has been surreal . i fed this squirrel like four walnuts a month ago and he continues to spend hours menacing me & destroying my screen door. THIS CAN’T BE NORMAL

@PicturesFoIder This would be considered a luxury condo/apartment in literally *ANY* state. $2500 in New York is a steal.

This is depressing and cannot be legal