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@plies How does a king get 77 million votes? I thought the whole point of a king was to kinda skip that voting part.

Unfortunately A KING Is What 77 Million People Wanted!!!! He ONLY Exist B/c Americans Have A Appetite For It!!!! The Evilness, Racism & White Dominance Is Popular In This Country!!!! 🇺🇸

@DavidLimbaugh @atensnut Don't lie bro, you looked first.

@atensnut I’m not going to look at the replies until I guess but I’m pretty sure it’s Willie. Am I correct Juanita?

Taken in a Texas bar in the 70’s. Who is this famous man?

@andywal05089362 @chadbrown94 Eat a dick.

@Trump5280 @chadbrown94 Give it up already, junior. 😉🫡

These lies are just so easy to call out. Vince Lombardi died in 1970. Started getting seriously sick in 1967. Early 20’s Donald Trump wasn’t hanging with Vince and swapping play designs. It’s just yet another needless lie. If this man lies about knowing people he clearly didn’t, conversations with pen company CEOs that no one can confirm happened, it’s pretty easy to see he will lie about anything and everything. War. Troop deaths. Epstein. Tariffs. Corruption. Etc. We have to save ourselves from this ridiculous presidency and bring back basic truths as the foundation from which we operate.

@VinnysCorner1 Let him punch you and find out for yourself .

Deontay Wilder recently dropped a new training video…. Is it me or does he look completely washed??

@andywal05089362 @chadbrown94 Does chad pay you to fluff him or do you do it for free? He probably pays you with those shitty spices he promotes.

@Trump5280 @chadbrown94 Two questions. Does Trump rub his mushroom penis on your fur, Teddy? And do you like it? 🤔🤨

@RGIII Fuck that junkie. He's lucky he didn't kill someone.

Prayers up for Tiger Woods 🙏🏾

@andywal05089362 @chadbrown94 Even your comebacks are gay.

@Trump5280 @chadbrown94 🤣 You got nothing but a pencil dick and a newspaper brain, junior.

@andywal05089362 @chadbrown94 Are you Chad's fluffer?

@Trump5280 @chadbrown94 Awww... aren't you a tough toy. 😅😂🤣🖕

@andywal05089362 @chadbrown94 I knew you were a bitch I was just waiting for confirmation.

@TheRickWilson That's your breathe.

And causes vaginal dryness in a 10-mile radius.

@JoshuaDover At least get the kid his own ice cream...seemed like the person feeding him was a little stingy with it.

Get that kid to every game and get him some ice cream!! #MileHighBasketball

@andywal05089362 @chadbrown94 If you live in Denver shoot me an address and we can find out who the pussy is. Until then shut your money maker.

@Trump5280 @chadbrown94 The one in your newspaper-stuffed head, you anonymous pussy doofus. 🫡😉🤣🖕

@stevegebp @chadbrown94 It is when Chad's dumb ass is making the claim. If something is so easy to discredit then do it or shut the fuck up. Fuck him and his bitch ass bots.

@Trump5280 @chadbrown94 That's not how the burden of proof works.

@andywal05089362 @chadbrown94 What is "tour brain"? If you're going to try to burn someone at least proofread your shit. Nice try though...

@Trump5280 @chadbrown94 This is how you prove that tour "brain" is made out of crumpled up newspaper, Teddy. 🫤

@ArmyMfers @BLISEARTH @HappyPunch No doubt.

@BLISEARTH @HappyPunch He can still beat the shit out of him in a fight

That time Conor McGregor randomly sized up 7’1 Brook Lopez in the middle of a game 😭

@JamesPMNFan @PredsNHL I have a 6 year old kid that's a dinosaur .

@PredsNHL Wow this looks awesome! My 6 year old trans son and I wish we could come to one of your games sometime. We will cheer you on from home tonight when we watch on TV! Go Predators!!!

#NewProfilePic 🏳️‍🌈

@DavidJHarrisJr He left his corn hole team short handed.

🚨BREAKING: A professional cornhole player with no arms or legs has been arrested for allegedly murdering a man. Authorities claim that Dayton Webber shot the victim in his car and drove away with the body.

@AntiLeftMemes Tying his own shoes.