Chris von Duering

@Chrisxy24 Tucker broke his wrist or hand in the first or second round of the fight I believe.

Mike Tyson was just 21 years old when he went 12 hard rounds with the undefeated Tony Tucker to become the youngest undisputed heavyweight champion ever 🥊 Tyson showed he was more than just knockout power—elite head movement, pressure, ring IQ, and nonstop aggression. One of the most complete performances of his prime. 👑

@ScottPresler @DeWayne236 Get rid of the RINO

BREAKING During an interview, Senator Cornyn makes a massive gaffe by calling voters exposing him online as “paid to play influencers.” It’s a line right out of Senate Majority Leader Thune’s playbook. 🚩Texans, are you paid to play influencers for not wanting red flag laws?

I like that you fixed it yourself. The reason prices are high is because the cost of business is high. Repair van $40K, business license, business insurance, insurance for the van. Tools to do repairs. Sometimes people with a handyman service are less expensive than a plumbing service.

Water heater died last night. 5 yrs old, still under warranty. Called Manufacturer, they said they'd send parts, but that'd be 4-6 days. Couldn't leave my family without hot water that long. So I called local repair company, they'd been there 5 minutes when they quoted me $1,100 to fix it. Wouldn't break it down to parts and labor until I leaned on them hard. - $300 parts - $800 labor For 30-40 minutes of work. For a water heater that cost me $700 with sales tax. I called the manufacturer back and told them the situation and that I planned on buying a new unit at The Home Depot and install it myself (I'd installed my current one). Rheem said no problem, take your old one with you and we'll give you full credit towards your new one. With the military discount from my buddy that was helping me, I was out of pocket a whole $65 when it was all said and done, and even traded up a model with a longer warranty. Thank you Rheem, thank you Home Depot. Fuck off predatory appliance repair companies.

@LangmanVince @Gabby2Angels I might go visit if he wins

Whoever Spencer Pratt has putting together his commercials, every Republican running for office in the midterms needs to hire them today! Here's another banger!👏

@devonachanelovr I think I saw him at DFW

Jacob Rodriguez just makes me smile. Phins Up Baby!!🐬🐬 #PhinsUp

@NFLonCBS Super Bowls

Patrick Mahomes vs Tua Tagovailoa over the last 3 seasons What stands out? 🤔

@rreeves5 @Rothmus And it's under threat from the Democrats

@Rothmus There is a reason the FIRST amendment is the FIRST amendment.

The real objective behind this is to censor X. Those in power understand that if people were allowed to speak freely, they would lose the next presidential election.

@VinnysCorner1 Bob Griese

Who was the QB of your favorite team when you were 10 years old?

@iheartmindy I'm in the Caribbean this week. Beautiful water!

I'm feeling extra mermaid vibes today in the Bahamas..... Honestly I could use a tail to swim, because I can only doggie paddle. 😜 🔮🩷🦄

@stephenasmith Pass the Save America Act

If the 2026 midterms were to take place tomorrow, what issue is top-of-mind for you heading to the polls?

Enjoying the sunset

@BlondeMAGAinNJ Mai Tai and Margaritas in the Caribbean

SATURDAY NIGHT ROLL CALL May 2, 2026: How are you, and what are you drinking?

@VinnysCorner1 Mercury Morris , AJ Duhe, Bob Brudzinski David Woodley Paul Warfield, Glenn and Lyle Blackwood.

Without saying Bob Griese, Dan Marino Jason Taylor, Larry Csonka, or Zach Thomas, name a Dolphin…

@BMW2_717 @Fanatics I was just saying I want his Jersey. What number does he have in Miami

One week after the draft, Jacob Rodriguez's jersey is the second highest selling among all rookies. He trails only Dallas' Caleb Downs. via @fanatics #PhinsUp

@Sara_Varnholt Never

Men be honest: road trip date, I light a cigarette but roll the window down… is that okay?

@EricLDaugh Trump thought about getting a dog but Obama ate it!

🚨 LMFAO! President Trump reveals they pushed him to get a dog when he was elected but he didn't want to "Not going to work for me! [Every] president does it for votes, some do it because they love the dog...I thought it would look quite FAKE!" 😂

@TaraBull It's Miller time!

Bud Light vs Miller Lite which one are you choosing?

@RepLuna Thank you for the hard work. Now work on getting Thune removed from power!

I’m hearing that some members are upset about the blowback they’re receiving from their constituents for voting against the amendment to remove pesticide liability protections. I have absolutely nothing to do with that. I don’t control activists, influencers, outside groups, or anyone else, and it’s a pretty big cop-out to suggest otherwise. Newsflash: people are genuinely upset that this provision was added to the Farm Bill and that it would have given liability protections to pesticide companies.

@SleeperMiami 8-9.

Predict the Miami Dolphins record for the 2026-2027 season Opponents: • Bills (x2) • Patriots (x2) • Jets (x2) • Chiefs • Chargers • Bears • Lions • Bengals • Raiders • Vikings • Packers • Colts • Broncos • 49ers

@ZeekArkham The 20-30 year old work force sucks right now. Doesn’t matter if it's Loquisha or Steve. They all act self entitled and have 0 work ethic.

I pissed off the ghetto/hood rat/EBT crowd by telling them to stop giving their kids ghetto/hood rat/EBT names. Here’s a video where I explain it.