Meredith

Cabbage 😍😍😍😍

Watching a three hour finale that could have been 6 minutes on the first Monday after daylight savings time #TheBachelor

The one when the Bengals win it

Let’s GOOO Joey B

Pretty sure I’m one of a few that hates this movie.

It’s officially “keep your pajamas two steps into your door and change right away because your closet has no heat” season.

I really wonder what our founding fathers would be thinking right now.... 🤔

It’s officially “sweaty under blankets but too cold outside of them = move one leg or arm in and out until you succumb sleep/sweat” season.

@farlescharles The Dalai Lama

What would be the most surprising McDonald’s meal celebrity collaboration? I’m going with Gwyneth Paltrow.

Best thing about this weather: sleeping with the windows open. Worst thing: the assholes who race their crotch rockets across the bridge so I can’t sleep.

My sister criticizing my matches on a dating app: “he has no hair” me: “I don’t need hair” me: “mom, how to you feel about tattoos?” Mom: “I feel fine about tattoos I’ve been thinking about getting one myself”. Oh, okay Barb 😂

This will be my child.

I mean this in the nicest way possible but after this year I never want to hang out in a fucking park again

I’m scared to know what I will be like when I have children because I’m so proud of these tomatoes from my garden I could cry.

@annebann_ Feels. At least you have better options out there in the West.

Truth time: I haven't worn a bra in over two months and now I'm not sure I can ever go back.

@annebann_ Ya gurlllll!!

Kentucky is allowing horse racing to start again on my birthday. One and maybe only bright thing about turning 30.

My feet, liver and hair have never been happier.

I’m getting really tired of getting influenced and wasting money on things that do not work. Need to stop trusting impossibly beautiful, charismatic women who get paid to promote on social media.