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@Smokey_McT @3YearLetterman @DrewButler @TheMasters @Hermes_Paris Guaranteed their collection is inferior to Coaches. Luckily, Coach has plenty of room in his Ford Taurus to bring some of his collection with him.

@3YearLetterman @DrewButler @TheMasters @Hermes_Paris The real question is how many DVDs do they provide for you to watch, coach?

Guess who just locked in 5 nights at the Comfort Inn in Blackshear Georgia in late July? Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.

@3YearLetterman @TheCasualWater @piersmorgan @Adele Back to back world war champions!!!

@TheCasualWater @piersmorgan @Adele Hard for us in America to be humble when we single handedly won WWI and WWII

Can you?

@3YearLetterman @SpaceX @TheTimMcGraw No disrepect, Coach, but we didn't discover outer space. We f---ing invented it!

Congrats to SpaceX on the missle launch. There is nothing more American than space travel

@MikeLaursen2 @SAAHunnell @3YearLetterman @RadioFreeTom @F1abraham @ItsTheSituation I came here to say this.

@SAAHunnell @3YearLetterman @RadioFreeTom @F1abraham @ItsTheSituation Delete this. Of course Ben Franklin existed!

Good Friday Fact: Jesus has visited every president in the White House dating back to Benjamin Franklin. That’s why he’s one of the greatest Americans of all time. If you won’t acknowledge that, it’s because you hate America, Jesus, or both.

@ScottieD92 @GeneralTPatten @3YearLetterman I am shaking with rage right now that you would accuse me of reading. I didn't even write this tweet. I told a nerd from the debate team that I would beat him up if he didn't type it for me.

@TruthSocialCow @GeneralTPatten @3YearLetterman look at you mr. Ireadsbooks trying to show me up? spending all yore time in the library these days? get out of hear nerd.

I literally cannot name one thing Iceland does better than America

@ScottieD92 @GeneralTPatten @3YearLetterman Wrong. Completely inaccurate. They were invented by President Franklin at Fort Ticonderoga. They were originally called Frank Forts. This is where we get the name frankfurt.

@GeneralTPatten @3YearLetterman All hot dogs are American. Invented by Corey Feldman on Coney Island in 1882.

Despite all the money @RealDonaldTrump has made Murdoch, Hannity, and Carlson, they laugh at him and think he’s terrible. It’s time for him to get back on Twitter and reclaim his audience before it’s too late. #DropFox

@MarkChangizi Yeah, I can't believe that Donald Trump locked us down for so long when he said that we shouldn't even worry about COVID.

Lockdowns were never common sense. Thread from April 2020... twitter.com/MarkChangizi/s…

Lowest excess deaths in Europe over 2020 to 2022 goes to … Sweden, the one country that did not panic and toss out all wisdom. svd.se/a/JQvVnj/ander…

@JoJoFromJerz It's turtles all the way the down.

When Paul Pelosi was attacked, Republicans spread conspiracy theories & cracked jokes. After his stroke, they called John Fetterman a “vegetable”. Believe me, I absolutely despise Mitch McConnell, but I don’t feel the need to high five over his fall. That’s their game. Not ours.

@3YearLetterman @VernonMaxwell11 @RepMaxineWaters Sorry, Coach, but this is wrong. They were not brothers. Franklin was Teddy's father.

Presidents Day weekend fact: The Roosevelt Brothers are the only two family members to both be president. We thank you both for single handedly ending the influenza pandemic and inventing Medicare. #PresidentsDayWeekend

@RepMattGaetz Notice how he's not suing for defamation because he knows that, during a trial, CNN would get access to evidence showing him to be a statutory rapist.

The Fake News media endlessly propagandized my life and told lies about me because I’m effective at impacting legislation. They always come for the fighters. We all have to watch our back because that’s where the target is.

@NoContextBrits Steal half the world's cultural patrimony. To be fair though, it is a close race.

What does Britain do better than America?

@RepSwalwell 16 year olds with social media accounts? @RepMattGaetz will vote for this.

Same dude is totally cool with a 13-year-old girl having a government-mandated pregnancy.

@3YearLetterman @littlecaesars @Cristiano These numbers are not correct. They are off by a factor of 10. There will be approximately 10 billion watching the Super Bowl compared to only 1 million who watched the World Cup.

The Europeans do not want to hear this, but on Sunday, almost ten times as many people will watch the Super Bowl as watched the World Cup (Glorified Jogging) Final

@RobThomTheTank @3YearLetterman @stellamydog He filled it with only one single great plum, not multiple.

@3YearLetterman @stellamydog How do you fill a role with great plums?

If your hometown didn’t have that one store that would sell cigarettes to high schoolers, you don’t really have a hometown. My Uncle Gary fulfilled that role with great aplomb until the sheriff’s department shut him down.

@wfaa If money is a form of protected speech per Citizens United then alcohol consumption is a form of protected speech too.

#Breaking: Georgia quarterback Stetson Bennett was arrested in Dallas early this morning, police confirmed to WFAA. wfaa.com/article/news/l…

@ACTBrigitte Not an insurrectionist

Describe Joe Biden in 3 words.

@GeorgeTakei I'm waiting for the Fox News headline: "Liberal physicists are bending light like they bend gender"

Who wants to tell them? #Echobox=1674422729" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">secondnexus.com/conservatives-…

@NickAdamsinUSA This you?

Why hasn't SNL made a skit about Joe Biden's classified documents?

@laurenboebert 🤡

Let it be known, the Oversight Committee WILL be looking into the Biden Regime’s attempts to hide his classified document scandal from the American people. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, Joe, so let’s see if your Aviators can hold up to all we’re about to shine on you!