Firstname Lotsofnumbers

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Firstname Lotsofnumbers

Firstname Lotsofnumbers

@TruthSocialCow

PARODY. SATIRE. I'm Truth Social's Cow. I'm better than the other cows on Twitter. Unofficial Satirical Truth Social Customer Service Representative. Satire.

Katılım Mart 2022
80 Takip Edilen16 Takipçiler
Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
Guess who just locked in 5 nights at the Comfort Inn in Blackshear Georgia in late July? Don’t hate the player. Hate the game.
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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
Congrats to SpaceX on the missle launch. There is nothing more American than space travel
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
Good Friday Fact: Jesus has visited every president in the White House dating back to Benjamin Franklin. That’s why he’s one of the greatest Americans of all time. If you won’t acknowledge that, it’s because you hate America, Jesus, or both.
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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
I literally cannot name one thing Iceland does better than America
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The Lincoln Project
The Lincoln Project@ProjectLincoln·
Despite all the money @RealDonaldTrump has made Murdoch, Hannity, and Carlson, they laugh at him and think he’s terrible. It’s time for him to get back on Twitter and reclaim his audience before it’s too late. #DropFox
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Firstname Lotsofnumbers@TruthSocialCow·
@MarkChangizi Yeah, I can't believe that Donald Trump locked us down for so long when he said that we shouldn't even worry about COVID.
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Mark Changizi
Mark Changizi@MarkChangizi·
Lowest excess deaths in Europe over 2020 to 2022 goes to … Sweden, the one country that did not panic and toss out all wisdom. svd.se/a/JQvVnj/ander…
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Jo
Jo@JoJoFromJerz·
When Paul Pelosi was attacked, Republicans spread conspiracy theories & cracked jokes. After his stroke, they called John Fetterman a “vegetable”. Believe me, I absolutely despise Mitch McConnell, but I don’t feel the need to high five over his fall. That’s their game. Not ours.
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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
Presidents Day weekend fact: The Roosevelt Brothers are the only two family members to both be president. We thank you both for single handedly ending the influenza pandemic and inventing Medicare. #PresidentsDayWeekend
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Firstname Lotsofnumbers@TruthSocialCow·
@RepMattGaetz Notice how he's not suing for defamation because he knows that, during a trial, CNN would get access to evidence showing him to be a statutory rapist.
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Former Congressman Matt Gaetz
Former Congressman Matt Gaetz@FmrRepMattGaetz·
The Fake News media endlessly propagandized my life and told lies about me because I’m effective at impacting legislation. They always come for the fighters. We all have to watch our back because that’s where the target is.
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No Context Brits
No Context Brits@NoContextBrits·
What does Britain do better than America?
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Rep. Eric Swalwell
Rep. Eric Swalwell@RepSwalwell·
Same dude is totally cool with a 13-year-old girl having a government-mandated pregnancy.
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Three Year Letterman
Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
The Europeans do not want to hear this, but on Sunday, almost ten times as many people will watch the Super Bowl as watched the World Cup (Glorified Jogging) Final
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Three Year Letterman@3YearLetterman·
If your hometown didn’t have that one store that would sell cigarettes to high schoolers, you don’t really have a hometown. My Uncle Gary fulfilled that role with great aplomb until the sheriff’s department shut him down.
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Firstname Lotsofnumbers@TruthSocialCow·
@wfaa If money is a form of protected speech per Citizens United then alcohol consumption is a form of protected speech too.
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George Takei
George Takei@GeorgeTakei·
Who wants to tell them? #Echobox=1674422729" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">secondnexus.com/conservatives-…
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Nick Adams
Nick Adams@NickAdamsinUSA·
Why hasn't SNL made a skit about Joe Biden's classified documents?
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Lauren Boebert
Lauren Boebert@laurenboebert·
Let it be known, the Oversight Committee WILL be looking into the Biden Regime’s attempts to hide his classified document scandal from the American people. Sunlight is the best disinfectant, Joe, so let’s see if your Aviators can hold up to all we’re about to shine on you!
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