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“God I hope I don’t get the lettuce parasite,” I say as I eat a Celsius and peanut m&ms for lunch.
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8 million dollars in an index fund that tracks the S&P 500 pays you $560,000 every year for the rest of your life.
NFLPA tries to drill this into every single rookie entering the league.
katsu@katsuxbt
Odell Beckham Jr. reveals the real math on a $100,000,000 NFL contract: • On paper → $100,000,000 • Actually guaranteed → $60,000,000 • After taxes → $12,000,000/yr • Car, house for mom, living → $4,000,000/yr • What’s left → $8,000,000/yr • Five years. Then it’s over. Forever “Can you make that last forever?”
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Instantly disqualifying. The moral question of our time.
AIPAC Tracker@TrackAIPAC
Q: Do you consider Israel an apartheid state? Gavin Newsom: No.
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What the fuck are you talking about
Pop Base@PopBase
Darline Graham Nordone, sister of the late Sen. Lindsey Graham, has been appointed to serve the remainder of his term in office.
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Solemnly lowering the Northrop Grumman LGBTQ affinity group flag to half-mast
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I am so tired of living in a gerontocracy.
MUTLeaks@MUTLeaksXXVII
Madden 27 Top 100 Players By OVR (Current)
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>spends entire adult life focused on going to war with Iran
>gives up all dignity to pursue it
>finally gets war with Iran
>watches Iran win
>dies
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According to reports, Lindsey Graham will no longer accept money from AIPAC.
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Cuba has outlived Lindsey Graham
Acyn@Acyn
Graham: You just wait for Cuba. Their days are numbered.
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i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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Sen. Lindsey Graham, who was spotted earlier this year holding an Ariel bubble wand outside the Tangled restrooms in Magic Kingdom in the midst of a partial government shutdown, has died.
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My dad’s phone scares my children
Cohen is a ghost@skullmandible
parents' phones make notification sounds I've never heard in my life
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