James Self

@GloucesterCity Does someone actually proof-read your posts before they go live? 😏

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@MsInmadcity Exactly. Either go all in with "CMFRT" or don't bother. "COMFRT" just makes it look like a printing error. 😱

@AwayDays_ Embarrassed to know the twat in question. 😑

These England fans trying to get back into the stadium after leaving before Jude Bellingham's 95th minute equaliser😅 Nightmare😂

Following tonight’s West EHO AGM, @CharlesHallows is the new chair (subject to ratification by West Board). I am sure we all wish him all the best in this role.

@WestHockeyOfcls @WestburyHC_JB @HockeyWestUK Indeed...

@WestburyHC_JB @HockeyWestUK That's poor, to have only have one umpire for a West final.

When you have to umpire a @HockeyWestUK Masters final on your own so the positioning is at best unconventional….

@hockeygra I'd like to add a positive note to this - not trying to detract from the importance of the OP, but would like to call out the superb hospitality I received as a neutral (not appointed, just asked to help out) umpire when I visited @OldBristolianHC. Great match teas too! 😋

Frustrating to learn that we have lost another umpire for good due to the lack of respect and hospitality shown by West clubs! These are the clubs begging us for suitably qualified umpires well can I suggest you amend your ways and quickly #noumpiresnogames #respectthethirdteam

BREAKING 'Michelle Mone would rather you did not see this £75mn restraint order' She's definitely annoyed the @ft. They've just uploaded the Court's Order to freeze their assets....dates, times, names inc those of her children and Arthur Lancaster, a key player in Barrowman's Loan Charge Scandal Companies, and of course offshore trusts and tax avoidance aplenty. Oh dear.....

the single greatest speech to have happened on live television

@EmbAlgeriainuk @hardestgeezer Excellent news - great work @EmbAlgeriainuk 👏👏

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@MsInmadcity Solely based on your recommendation have already started watching 😅 #sense8family #sense8 #obliterated

Things Netflix's #Obliterated has in common with Netflix's #Sense8 16 minutes into episode 1: 1. Sexy people 2. Tense drama/action 3. A "weird but nice" tech guy 4. This song -

Just heard the Home Secretary stand up in Parliament and declare that "the British people support the Rwanda plan". I'm sick of these guys telling me what I support. I do not support the "Rwanda plan". If you don't either, please retweet.

Johnson accidentally deleted 5000 WhatsApp messages, Hunt forgot he owned seven flats, Rees-Mogg inadvertently took a £6m loan, Villiers didn't recall owning £70k of Shell shares and Sunak overlooked his wife's stake in a childcare company. String of rotten luck there, guys.

Giving thanks to @Renmakesmusic for all the music. This year I couldn’t stop listening to How to Be Me. #SpotifyWrapped open.spotify.com/artist/0Repe2E…

Left: Nigel Farage on #ImACeleb claims that immigration to the UK is the reason you can't get a GP appointment Right: @DrAmirKhanGP explains that immigrants and their descendants are part of the reason you CAN an appointment with your GP because they comprise 42% of the NHS medical workforce (doctors, nurses and clinicians)

Jeez. The Prime Minister & Chancellor really do think we are all thick! Millions living in poverty, destitution & using foodbanks, kids going hungry, the highest taxation in 70 years, a crap economic forecast & they actually want us to get the bunting out & throw a party!

ITV is helping Nigel Farage screenwash his reputation. We’ve been to their HQ to tell them who he really is. Watch the vid and the full biopic

@RishiSunak "Those who break the law should feel the full force of it"...... Except if they're Tories like Michelle Mone? You always forget that bit don't you? We don't though

🚨 NEW: The Chancellor told teachers and nurses they couldn’t have a pay rise that might stoke inflation. But what kind of pay rise did landlord Jeremy Hunt award himself? We found out.

BREAKING £100 BILLION of Tory waste since 2019 election.. Extraordinary data.... Absolutely and literally sinful.... Pls RT... Will put detail up next... Thanks to @BestForBritain @pimlicat