Tumi Swolan

Can someone explain why universities award honorary degrees to famous people? It honestly feels a bit disrespectful to students who spent years working hard to earn theirs.

Prunes are R60 All Bran flakes are R80 Douche cans are R50 Please hey.

She’s so shady😭😭✋🏾

Why do South Africans complain about the country daily but get defensive when foreigners criticize it?

Mind you, Muvhango aired from the year 1997 without sex scenes. When we say sex scenes are fucking annoying and unnecessary kuba ngathi si woke kakhulu. I do not know why these new television shows insist on sex scenes.

So none of you want to account for the fact that showrunners are evolving to meet a more cosmpolitan way of doing things to appeal to a global audience given the shambolic financial state of our local film & TV industry? Also, people who don't mind the sex scenes will never be as loud as the pretentious puritans, so it might start to feel like everyone hates them, but don't be naive enough to confuse the online echo chamber for real life.

As you got older what did you realise?

There’s no place for a show like Top Billing in today’s South Africa but nostalgia has y’all excited

There’s no place for a show like Top Billing in today’s South Africa but nostalgia has y’all excited

Advice for graduates starting their new jobs?

This girl tried to get a written apology from Bonko Khoza 3 years ago so she can use it as a wrecking ball whenever she feels like it in her future for clout.

Dear Nirvana Nokwe You refused a stunt double and then you got angry on set and Bonko apologized on set for making you uncomfortable. What do you want now? 🧐

This thing of South Africa having 11 official languages lowkey sucks

Someone applied for an internship at my place of work today. Why are you writing “Ability to forgive and forget” in your CV? 😭😭😭

You meet your 14 year old self, you’re allowed 3 words. What exactly will you say ??