TunbridgeWellsTurkey

I'm still here! 🦃 Did you have a good Christmas? #MyTwitterversary

@nick_pope @Rolo_Tamasi @GuillermElodie This analysis of Brexit highlights positives and negatives, @Rolo_Tamasi... Brexit is not all good or all bad. Nothing is ever as simple as a binary choice between black or white. ukandeu.ac.uk/five-years-on-…

@Rolo_Tamasi @GuillermElodie This is about as positive as analysis gets: ukandeu.ac.uk/five-years-on-…

@nick_pope @TheMobsRuling What a turkey. 🦃

That was quick! @TheMobsRuling

@nairatrebil @nick_pope @TwinCities2030 Don't be a🦃 Read the thread 👀

@nick_pope @TwinCities2030 lol not one of the dates you just listed were years with a Trump presidency but you still proceeded to make that next claim right after it as if you had laid evidence down for it. You’re a fucking idiot 🤣

Apparently, Britain started World War II. 🤔 Some people need to read a history book or two.

@nick_pope @wales_yvonne Oh, Yvonne. Are you chicken? 🐔

When someone starts telling you you're dim, calling you names, and then they block you, you know they have run out of arguments, aren't interested in being politely challenged backed up with evidence. 🤷‍♂️ @wales_yvonne

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! 13 years. Unlucky for some, but lucky for this Turkey! 🦃 Happy Boxing Day! #MyXAnniversary

@londongirl73 I'm still here! 🦃

@TunWellsTurkey U still alive? If yes, have a lovely day 🦃😁

@JlpRoger @ThePantiles It's never going to last!

After much coaxing, tons of treats and 2 years of training our dog will finally sit and pose for a photo #tunbridgewells @ThePantiles #pantiles #xmas #strikeapose #dogsoftwitter #dogsofx #dogs

@kentishsal @JlpRoger @ThePantiles I'm planning an escape, too...

@JlpRoger @ThePantiles Oh god yes. I’m freezing!! I can’t last 6+ months of this!

Just had a free breakfast at Eggs Eleven* courtesy of the very generous owner. *may not apply to all birthday people #givewithouttake #lovewhereyoulive #SupportLocal @ThePantiles

@Twellsense Or is it me?

Good Evening TWeeters, A large red and black chicken may appear on the old Gateway building. This is something to do with Nando's apparently.

@JlpRoger @Kilkeerock Own clothes?! 🦃

@Kilkeerock No Siobhan!! If you take pillowcases then where will this stop? Dressing gown, duvet, own clothes, cutlery??

Many years ago I read that pure silk pillowcases are great for skin and hair. Ever since I've used them (no feedback please on whether they have worked). I always take one with me on holiday. Does anyone else do that?

@K2Shauna @nick_pope @HerbsandDirt @dskurth One dose of MMR vaccine is 93% effective against measles, 78% effective against mumps, and 97% effective against rubella. Two doses of MMR are 97% effective against measles and 88% effective against mumps.

@TunWellsTurkey @nick_pope @HerbsandDirt @dskurth If the damn vaccine is so effective, why was their first thought to bring in medical professionals to the ship to vaccinate them again

“Why did no one warn me.” We’ve BEEN warning you, for years. And 90% of the people in the comments are still so clueless. “Give him Tylenol mama.” “Better than the measles.” NO! If you’ve had a vaccine injured baby, this will be triggering for you. And they’ll go back and do it again. 💔

@K2Shauna @nick_pope @HerbsandDirt @dskurth Mumps is painful and can have complications that cause deafness in children and, occasionally, encephalitis (a swelling of the brain), which very occasionally results in death.

@TunWellsTurkey @nick_pope @HerbsandDirt @dskurth The mumps

@K2Shauna @nick_pope @HerbsandDirt @dskurth If Rubella (German measles) was harmless no vaccine would have been developed. Rubella can cause pregnant women to lose babies, kill newborns, and cause congenital rubella syndrome which can result in severe birth defects with lifelong consequences. nfid.org/infectious-dis…

@TunWellsTurkey @nick_pope @HerbsandDirt @dskurth The mobs has never killed anybody. It’s just a really bad rash same goes with rubella a.k.a. the German measles it’s extremely rare and there is not a single recorded deaths related to it. There was no need to combine them into a triple dose vaccine.

@K2Shauna @nick_pope @HerbsandDirt @dskurth The MMR vaccine was introduced in 1971 and was not being used in the UK until 1988. chop.edu/centers-progra…. gov.uk/government/pub…

@K2Shauna @nick_pope @HerbsandDirt @dskurth The text on the graph says: "Measles vaccine introduced in the UK in 1968" The measles vaccine is not MMR.

I arrived on Twitter in December 2011... #MyXAnniversary 🦃

Phew... another Christmas is over!

@sarahjolney1 Please tell me he's early.... 🦃

Great to meet Santa at East Sheen Christmas market this morning. Lights switch on at 4pm. Definitely big coat weather 🥶

Oh... is it that time of year again?