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BREAKING: Gunmen Abduct 17 UTME Candidates In Benue state

This guy has been the master mind behind cows destroying my plantain farm and ponds. I caught him and took him to the Amotekun office, the way they related to him and called his boss has given me the answer I needed. They asked the guy for his boss's name before dialling his no from their phone, my moral died immediately.. with no statement or anything, they told me to return him to the farm to continue watching over the cows that I should come back the second day!!! Omohh If you have the opportunity to leave this country, please do!!!

@Naija_farmers @Shanawolee You no get the hint o

@Shanawolee Should I drop video

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@onwuchekwa_ Chai 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@TundeUnusual Guyyyyyyy😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Under 1 week I don turn forgotten memory

If Boko Haram kills me the headline will go like this “General and 14 others killed in Borno attack” Nahhhh I’ll pass.

Happy Birthday to the man with the rocket left foot! 🚀🎉

@pbtips_ 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Imagine make this guy go Fokosoboyespor

She don go collect proper copy and pasting, na your side be resting zone. 😂

Wow , a fish swimming

Adults are not supposed to be pediatricians Adults are not supposed to be pediatricians

Drivers: Se e fẹ send mesage. Me: ehn. But mo fẹ kin wọn gba kia kia Driver: N6000, laarin 2hrs, a ma de Oshodi. *pays* *9hrs later* Me: Nibo lẹ wa, wọn ni pe wọn o ti ri yin. Driver: ẹ ma disturb mi, ti mo ba de Oshodi, ma pe ẹni yẹn funra mi.

Dame un grrr.

🚨 Diego Simeone on Lamine Yamal after Atlético Madrid eliminated Barcelona on aggregate despite Yamal’s early goal: ​“He is a good kid with a lot of talent. He asked for a one-on-one yesterday, he scored in the third minute, and the media wants to crown him the king of Europe. But in football, the only thing that matters is who is in the draw tomorrow morning. The press wants me to be terrified of a teenager because he does stepovers and gives confident interviews. Please. For a decade, I had to stand on the touchline and watch Cristiano Ronaldo score hat-tricks to actually knock my team out of this competition. That is real terror. Lamine played a beautiful game tonight, but the reality is we are going to the semi-finals, and he is going home to watch us on television. There is a big difference between playing a pretty game and being a nightmare.”

At least he should have a website where people can order a shoe of 25m. This thing where we package luxury… I can say I have the world’s most expensive egg, wear gloves, put the egg in a fancy box, write a welcome note in the box and tag the egg 1m naira. Some sucker will still buy the egg for that price

IT'S HAPPENING!!!!! IT'S HAPPENING!!!!!

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SEMIFINALS VAMOS!!!! ❤️🤍

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