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Horselover Phat
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Horselover Phat
@TurboSlim420
hey man nice shot - official Larry Sinclair Stan account
Katılım Nisan 2017
358 Takip Edilen61 Takipçiler
@verge Can you guys please just let me buy an article. Just an article. I will Apple Pay you $0.25 for a one article read.
If I like it, I may buy another. I may buy 8, which is more than your subscription cost. I might then just think it’d be better if I subscribed.
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Elon Musk’s worst enemy in court is Elon Musk theverge.com/tech/921022/el…
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@alecrobbins Good for you. Whenever I receive a text I experience total full body paralysis like a prey animal petrified by the piercing shriek of its predator, resigned to the imminence of my end
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love to hit Like on a reply IMMEDIATELY less than 10 seconds after you send it to me. like yeah man i’m on my phone right now, life’s beautiful
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@tonyhawktruther I live in New York and I took a shit in prospect park while a raccoon stared at me from above in a tree. You have to adjust your mentality and expectations
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Once I was peeing off my back porch and a hummingbird flew right up to my penis and took a sip from my stream. Now I live in the city. I can’t do stuff like that anymore. And even if I did, no hummingbird would show up.
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@woke8yearold Come up with a exercise regime to be able to do ten pull ups by 2026
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@woke8yearold Hmmmm which person do you think was a weak willed sycophant? Hard to discern the truth here….
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@jakebrodes I was working at a pizza restaurant nodding off everyday on kratom and buying 30 dollar micro bags of cocaine to stay awake during 12 hour shifts and I would put on master and commander on my phones browser and listen to it on headphones like a podcast to stay awake. Good movie
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There was a very dark period of my life where I watched goodfellas probably 10-20 times a week. Idk why goodfellas. Everything that could go wrong was going wrong and it was mostly my fault but at the end of every day I’d throw on goodfellas and drink 10 beers and power through
Letterboxd@letterboxd
what is your favorite comfort film? 🫂
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@absolvedhistory @AuthorialGail well i watched sopranos and if it’s any reflection of real life white people, they did not see eating pussy as dominant whatsoever
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you can really tell white people grew up in a completely different world from black folk in
thereisnobeth@thereisnobeth
I do think its interesting that giving a blow job is seen as submissive but eating a woman out is often seen as dominant
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I can’t draw, so imagine a Chinese baby turning it nose up for the rice. Chinese says::”you know, there are starving people in America!”
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i like to think of myself as a sort of rogue scholar who scribbles truth from the ruins of conformity while dodging the thought police
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would i be wrong to say this was ice cold on becca's part like were you just not gonna show up to your annual tradition with your sister 😭
Irene@utacult
I think it really hurts Mel that Becca is moving on without her, sacrificing so much of her life for her sister to discover that her sister is building her life outside of her #thepitt
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anything can be psychoactive if you lose your mind enough. Blueberries can be drugs if you believe
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@Logo_Daedalus Compare to the dead father, proportionally inverse. Basically a novella but completely inscrutable while somehow containing the sum total of all human experience.
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Guy who can only read books that appear in a reddit top 50:
Matt Walsh@MattWalshBlog
Reading Blood Meridian. I wonder if there will ever be an author like Cormac McCarthy again, or if we’ve seen the last of the truly great writers. Every sentence he composes is art, like a painting. You see and feel what he’s trying to convey. He wrestles with big things, the human condition, good and evil. He doesn’t give you answers but he leaves you with a lot to think about. An absolute master of his craft. Not the last, I hope, but I don’t know.
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@tentakvlt Not me. The familiar is the source of my power and the foci through which I bend nature to my will?
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if i was a warlock id torture the shit out of my little imp i bet theyd scream loud as fuuuuuuck
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