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This is the last tweet to hit my timeline before hitting my rate limit, and this quote tweet will be the last from this account. ❤️ It's been a good ride. Goodbye Twitter. 🫡

its so cool that every 4 years the democratic party talks about democracy being on the ballot and then they roll out the most dogshit candidate immediately undermining the severity of the point they're trying to make.

No fucking way, I can't even pull my own timeline. Holy shit this is good. Sorry for everyone who has to see this as one of their 600 posts of the day.

The top post on my timeline is this, I've never interacted with this account or similar content. Now it won't go away. 🤣🤣🤣 COUPLES SEND ME YOUR SEXY VIDS

I hit this in 15 minutes of scrolling. 🤣 Now I can't even look at content on specific accounts. Welp, I guess it's time to delete Twitter officially! ❤️

@oliviuuuuhh Whoever releases the first parody gets to keep their uke.

to all my nostalgic girlies if you haven’t tossed your ukes out yet today’s the day

If you give a theatre kid a ukulele...

Theatre kids need less Zip Zap Zop and more therapy.

Being shadowbanned by Colleen Ballinger in the comments section of her "apology" video is the PERFECT endcap to Pride Month. 🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈🏳‍🌈 Just posting this for posterity's sake.

@oliviuuuuhh Her and her team are shadowbanning comments like CRAAAZY right now. There were some bangers in there. 😭

please tell me colleen ballinger did not just say “i’m not sorry” while playing a ukulele

@Kamijacegaming Yes

@oliviuuuuhh The Grimace shake is the gender fluid, so it depends on the day

have we asked grimace which pronouns they prefer

Fanal Fintasy

@cosmicfibretion WHY ARE YOU ONLY RESPONDING TO PEOPLE WITH GIFS FROM DARK. I'M SCARED.

I have a feeling the 28th and 29th will go down in the history books in an unexpectedly wild way for the foundations of physics. Buckle up, we’re going for one helluva ride :)

@Kamijacegaming DAD.

The internet the last few days:

Subs this, subs that… Where’s the love for doms? 😞

@r_ann_z There's only one true option. You know in your heart of hearts.

My nose piercing fell out Sunday and is starting to close up again

People keep talking about how this is unprecedented, but on average, American presidents are indicted 1.54 times per president.