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Turk Innocenti
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Benevolent Dictator | Owner of @SubHouston | I live for things on 2 wheels
Htx/NorCal Katılım Eylül 2013
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the Krispy Kreme chef had me dying. And the banner, def the banner that took weeks ahead of time to get ordered - plus, now I'm hungry.
Well done, sir <golf clap>
Trung Phan@TrungTPhan
fellas, reminder that the bar for Mother’s Day is “that guy who made his wife a multi-course Omakase sashimi meal at home with a giant sushi sword and a $5k fresh tuna flown directly from Tokyo”
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It's like dealing with a petulant and stupid 3 year old. I have a pretty big case of AI fatigue being built, yet there are none of the usual correction tools available to me...
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Amazeballs. Want.
MERICA MEMED@Mericamemed
Wait, hold up, you 3D printed rifling for a potato gun?!?
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@MurrayHillGuy1 I'll be leaving the company on Friday, but I'd be happy to sign a short term contract that you have plenty of time to negotiate with me before then to provide assistance with transitioning my existing work to someone else
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Friend wants to just quit his job Friday. Mid level Corporate gig in NYC. Company size like 500 people.
Is a two weeks notice still the right thing to do?
He would prefer to just leave Friday
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@RebelRancher Be safe up there, prepping going on here in Htx
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Tank top weather today, not getting out of the teens in 72 hours. Texas weather is always fun in the winter! ❄️ ☀️
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@AnthropicAI
What is the story with your 'conversation_history' tool that shows the conversation keywords I prompt to find, but using the UI search returns 0?
And, why does prompting for 'recent_chat' only show conversations up to Jan 5, and nothing since, including today?
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Oooohhh a statement
I can't remember - is a statement better than a strongly worded letter, Tom? Or is it a push?
I can never keep it straight when @GOP lawmakers don't do shit
Tom Emmer@GOPMajorityWhip
BREAKING: I’m calling for the denaturalization and deportation of every Somali engaged in fraud in Minnesota. Read my full statement below: “I have three words regarding Somalis who have committed fraud against American taxpayers: Send them home. If they’re here illegally, deport them immediately; if they’re naturalized citizens, revoke their citizenship and deport them quickly thereafter. If we need to change the law to do that, I will. Our nation will not tolerate those who take advantage of our charity and refuse to assimilate into our culture. Additionally, if any naturalized Somalis had undisclosed ties to terrorist organizations like Al-Shabaab, I want to see their citizenship revoked and their asses sent back immediately. Same goes for anyone who is found to have committed marriage fraud during the immigration process.”
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@FWPlayboy He received the "you're a nice guy" Kiss of Death
No edge means no attraction
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A Test of Your Game:
Help George off the struggle bus. Where did (or did)
he go wrong here?
George Cantstandya@CantStandYaNYC
Had like 5 of these messages the last couple of weeks. My ego is taking a hit since being back on the dating apps. btw, this girl below and I did make out. Date was like 4 hours long too at a lounge. Disappointed. @MurrayHillGuy1 @FWPlayboy @GotPickup thoughts?
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Cal would have been better in place of either of them, they beat SMU after all...
Both games as bad... no, worse - than TCU vs Georgia for the championship game last year. Just ask @randytheplumbe3
"WHAT ARE THE QUALIFICATIONS?!?"
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The Analyst@analyst4sports_
Tulane and JMU are a waste of a playoff spot and shouldn’t have gotten autobids
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Thank GOD! Don't have to listen to the chronic knob slobbering announcers, or see them on the national feed. #fuckTheChiefs #goodRiddance #nowGoAway
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@RedditCFB Maybe he'll be able to afford a white legging for his other leg so that he doesn't have to be different, like everyone else. This, and the trend of "kicker panties" always make me roll my eyes. Just make the kick, you fashion diva. Now get off my lawn
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As anticipated, Sam Leavitt becomes one of the higher profile players entering the open market
Anthony Totri@Anthony_Totri
BREAKING: Arizona State QB Sam Leavitt intends to enter the transfer portal, per source.
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The kick is NO GOOD!
CAL UPSETS SMU! #Calgorithm After Dark!
Duke (7-5) to the ACC Title Game to face Virginia!
Incidentally, Cal is also now 7-5.
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In honor of Big Game today, a fun read
#GoBears
SFGATE@SFGate
30 years ago, Cal’s affable, sweater-donning bear mascot and Stanford’s zany tree mascot started a nationally televised, beer-fueled brawl that got so out of hand that local law enforcement had to detain them both. "I must’ve been 18 beers deep at that point," the anonymous student who wore Cal's mascot costume that night told SFGATE. Full story: sfgate.com/collegesports/…
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@noblebrown Like how the golfer in the blue shirt grabs 2 girls, living large
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None of the people in this video are fat
AmyLouWho@perseverare1776
Is this how women should greet their men?
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@privateeyeruss @Bull_Rush4570 These people are "askholes" - complete time wasters
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@Bull_Rush4570 Bingo. We went back and forth because I told him he already had all the information he needed to make a smart decision and instead of choosing smart he keeps choosing stupid.
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Private Eye Russ here?
Some of you men will write your own relationship horror story and blame everyone else.
I spoke with an individual recently for a very long time. He was asking my advice about what he should do. He has been dating a woman for 5 years who has cheated on him repeatedly. She admitted to one affair and he has enough evidence to understand that she has done it multiple times. After cheating she gave him access to all of her location information and social media. She moved out of town and blocked him from all social media. He supports her financially and has done so for years. I gave him the truth which is that he should walk away from her. This guy fought me for hours about why he wasn't sure if she was actually cheating still.
I cannot muster up any sympathy or empathy for individuals who cling to denial in such a foolish manner.
You can get the best coaching on the face of the Earth but if you don't listen you are doomed.
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