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Scientists claim a comet hit the earth 65 million years ago.... Ever notice how all the pictures/videos are all grainy and out of focus??? Hmmmm 🤔🤔🤔 Yahhh #checkmateatheists #checkers

Best matchup of the century, in any sport, on the planet. Go @FNATIC and @TeamLiquid !!! #HGC @HeroesEsports

Education apparently must not teach spell-checking at all. twitter.com/usedgov/status…

Wow, looking forward to Anub'arak tearing it up. First game of the day, great match-up! #HGC

Best match-up of the weekend! Let's go B Step! Take us home!! #HGC

Awwwww man it's going down in HOTS game 5!!!! #HGC

The beards on these hosts are better than Abe Lincoln #HGC @HeroesEsports

Intense first day, these hosts r0X0rZ!!! #HGC

Stay tuned for the greatest chocolate bar in the history of mankind @heroes

I notice there's no Chicken Soup for the Chicken's Soul

#HeroesReborn Who taught that guy how to hold a gun? Propping a pistol on his forearm???

@cowboybrad you know they aren't speaking chinese mate, right? #HeroesReborn

Scientists think they're so smart but guess what? They only made a North and South Pole and forgot about East and West!!! Fail, scientists!!

For every online account, I automatically click "Forgot your password?" I don't even try to guess.

Please... PLEASE... don't make me create another online account...

Song that I cry to: Ooby Dooby Ooby dooby Ooby dooby Ooby dooby Ooby dooby Ooby dooby ooby dooby ooby dooby ooby dooby do wa do wa do wa

I used to be addicted to Hokey Pokey. Then I turned myself around. *bows*

I can't stay mad at a Canadian. All they have to do is say "Sowry" and I bursts into giggles.

Some day I'm gonna watch the news and the guy's gonna say: "Today on the news... nothing. Nothing really happened! We're out. Peace!"

I just poured coffee in my cereal. What the.