Chris Hamm

@EITMonline So much for innocent until proven guilty…

'It’s kind of serious stuff,' Vegas hotel tells 911 after Canadian man's alleged flamingo theft. nationalpost.com/news/canada/ca…

@EITMonline Sounds more like Tamagatchi

11 things to know before you start playing Pokémon Pokopia. kotaku.com/pokemon-pokopi…

@EITMonline Sleep walking

Pro golfer Andrea Pavan ‘badly injured’ in freak elevator accident. nypost.com/2026/02/26/spo…

@EITMonline Still no Weird Al? BS list

Phil Collins, Lauryn Hill, INXS, Iron Maiden, Luther Vandross and Shakira get Rock Hall nominations. apnews.com/article/rock-h…

Put @EITMonline on in the school buses

@EITMonline It’s unwinnable. Didn’t you ever see Wargames? Also. There’s only like 9 possible games. Very little skill

The first-ever worldwide Tic Tac Toe championship will be held at SXSW. qz.com/first-worldwid…

@EITMonline Definitely on the high end of that average. Probably already 14 times just this morning

We fart twice as much as previously thought, scientists discover from new ‘smart underwear.’ nypost.com/2026/02/10/hea…

Inside the booming business of monster porn. gq.com/story/business…

@EITMonline With all of VA’s restrictions maybe I’ll try watching Shrek again

@EITMonline Had 2 kids at home after traumatic experience from first kid. Hospital staff was horrible and we couldn’t leave

‘My family thought I was crazy’: More women are choosing to give birth at home. wsj.com/health/home-bi…

Patriots in 1st quarter: Nothing. Pats in 2nd quarter: Also nothing. 3rd quarter: Nothing yet again. Patriots in 4th quarter: Somehow worse. #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #SuperBowl2026 #SBLX

@ryder__rox @GreenDay 🤣🤣🤣

They didn't play anything from 1,039 Smoothed Out Slappy Hours. Those sell outs @GreenDay #SuperBowlLX #SBLX

I know it had to be a PG performance but cutting out the line we all expected from American Idiot was weak #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX #GreenDay

What is the purpose of the sign language interpreter if they aren’t going to show them #SuperBowl #SuperBowlLX

@EITMonline IR is the older style you had to point at the tv. Most newer are RF you don’t have to point it at the tv

His neighbor was too noisy, so he used an RF remote to train him like a circus animal. boingboing.net/2026/02/02/his…

Cast this season on #ExtractedOnFox looks worse than the last, this can’t be good. Not one survivalist in the group

I can’t even imagine the euphoria this guy must be feeling right now #SkyscraperLIVE

@EITMonline Won’t be on the list, but Gaelic Song by Arrogant Worms.

10 gloriously nonsensical songs of pop gibberish. nytimes.com/2026/01/20/art…

@EITMonline Elliot is thinking of Souper Salad. Used to be real big in Houston

What’s the best canned chicken noodle soup? We ranked 11 top brands. washingtonpost.com/food/2026/01/1…

@EITMonline Condensed soup just has less water so it’s cheaper to ship