The Turn Dog

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Quail Run GC, OR. This dog forcefully commands the room; split and grilled down the middle with immaculate condiment distribution. On top of that, it shaved 8 strokes and led to a career first HOLE IN ONE! When a dog like this shows up, all you can do is pray for the course

Turn dog presented by Brookmeadow GC. Incredible buttery bun grilled on the blackstone. Led to an eagle and a smattering of pars on the back 9. Incredible dog that showed up when the lights came on. Like Hideki Matsuyama, you can feel this dog’s love for the grind.

Dog presented by Harbor Lights, RI. This dog featured great toppings on an incredible bun. While extremely tasty, it was the messiest in turn dog history, proving to be a distraction on the course. Like Tank Dell at an off season pool party, it was at the wrong place wrong time

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This dog is brought to you by Eagles Club Forest Course, FL. It was a challenge to resist this dog long enough to take the picture. Like a nice Cancun vacation to distract from the dreadful 9-5, this dog was a nice oasis from the cock fight of a back nine that would follow.

Running into the clubhouse after 5 beers and 6 doubles on the front.

Presented by Warren GC. This dog came with the best presentation in the history of the turn dog. However it was all show, no go. With a chalky bun and no snap, this dog made no score difference on the back. Like Jimmy G, looks can only get you so far.

Presented by Pilgrims Run GC, MI. This dog came out of the gates with solid appearance and taste. However, in terms of performance this dog resembled a sloppy bullpen after a quality showing from the starter, letting things get out of hand after a promising front 9. Disappointing

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Presented by Prairie view GC. This round was hopeless from the start. However this turn dog played it’s heart out providing ample snap on a light bun and shaving 8 strokes (!) off the back. Like Kyle Sloter throwing for 200 yards in the 4th, it’s fun to see, but did it matter?

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Presented by: Mt Si GC, WA. Any seasoned turn dog consumer knows you are in for a treat when you see a split dog and this dog was no exception. With a crispy bun and charred dog, this was an absolute delight at the turn, easing the pain of the triple digit scorecard.

Turn dog presented by: Mangrove Bay, FL. The soft bun and cross section tell the story of this delightful dog. The disturbing pin placement on hole 10 was no match for this dog in the stomach, leading to a booming drive and tasteful 15 footer, providing ample hope for the back 9

Thoughts and prayers to all Pennsylvania golfers.

Turn dog presented by: Battleground GC. Each bite of this microwaved roller dog was an absolute chore. It used a strange layer of crust to hide its lack of snap. Like James Harden in the playoffs, this dog didn’t come to play, adding 6 stokes to the back and leaving me miserable.

Turn dog by Blackthorn Golf Club, South Bend IN. It was a looker and had some serious snap, but lacked a good bun. The 10th was only 211 to the prairie grass. Like an ice cold water on a hungover Sunday morning, this dog helped you get back on your feet after a difficult front 9!

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This turn dog is brought to you by Eberhart Municipal Golf Course. This was a massive dog for only $6, but was cold and added 6 strokes. Like a young Russel Wilson. Great value in the 3rd round, solid performance, and a lot of potential with a better bun and a little more heat.