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Chapter two of my Haalingham fic is now up, beware of the tags & whatnot. I had soooo much fun writing this, I hope you enjoyyy archiveofourown.org/works/88258331…

“RPF is weird” Okay well I think that’s pee pee and poo poo

@frkxes Root for England next please

I like these two #fifaworldcup2026

Anyway —> archiveofourown.org/users/turtleco…

@37smooth archiveofourown.org/users/turtleco… Uploading chapter 2 tonight too 😋

@Turtle_Corpse gimme ur ao3 right NEOW

@frkxes I saw that, they look so silly in the video 😭

@iPaulCanada Bellos!!

@frkxes Us

We are losing the ancient texts

@pinkkittycakes Baby’s first day on the internet

'rpf is sexual harassment' is this your first fandom because you can't be fr 😭

the most annoying person you know is comparing Bellingham and Haaland to “Heated Rivalry”

#haalingham #erlinghaaland #judebellingham

Can we connect on the Jude Bellingham app

Alright fine I’ll write Haalingham hate sex

@pinkkittycakes These stupid fucking footballers making me open up yet another google doc

haaland is going to take all his anger out on bellingham in his hotel room tonight 🤤🤤

@whatsupcrabs #Football is frying me for some reason

LMFAO #football

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