Doc: Villian Era

#Cease_fire_In_Gaza_Now 🍉

wayne reads the hobbit to baby eddie and improvises that bilbo and all the hobbits eat lots of vegetables so eddie will eat his. and when eddie rereads it himself when hes older hes like wtf wayne theyre always eating pastries and cheese.

Steve who gets dared by Tommy H to date Eddie. Steve accepts because he's not a chicken and he's also not gay so this will be so easy, right? He strolls up to Eddie confidently, who arches an eyebrow at him, and Steve immediately turns the Harrington charm up

steve and eddie cant smoke (🍃) alone bc they will end up dry humping for hours (they aren’t dating yet)

“steve you know this might be a bad idea, right?” eddie laughs when he says it; half giddy half nervous, still reeling at his boyfriends idea. steve just shrugs his shoulders with a half smile, “well they can either be chill about it or call their parents for a ride at 11pm.”

steve who is a single omega mom, and when he comes with his baby to the supermarket she randomly points at some man and screams DADDY!!! at the top of her lungs. that man is, of course, eddie, and once he sees the pup’s mom he is fully on board with the fatherhood prospect

steve drunkenly telling eddie that he totally gets the appeal to dudes, would totally date a dude, kiss a dude, suck a dick, etc., but he doesn't get the appeal to bottoming. he doesn't see what's in it for a dude. eddie tells him all about the wonders of the prostate.

Eddie's just trying to be helpful, take Steve's mind off of the shitty breakup. And if he does that by milking Steve's prostate 'til he cries, well... what's wrong with helping the guy out in a way Eddie can enjoy too?

phlebotomist steve and eddie who goes in to donate plasma for some extra cash and hits on steve the whole time while also making vampire jokes

Steve randomly giving Eddie the best kiss of his life after dropping him off at home & saying goodnight. it’s so unexpected that Eddie stands on his porch in the dark for like 10 minutes with his fingers pressed to his lips because hes not entirely sure that really just happened

celebs steddie… steve posts pics on insta looking hot & seductive & his fans are in the comments saying tha he for sure got railed after this but they cant prove it… eddie is in the replies being like oh this is exactly what happened i might post a proof if i feel like it

steve after a night at the bar where corroded coffin happened to be playing and he got a look at eddie on stage

Alpha Eddie who's not into omegas but spending ruts with other alphas can often be difficult if not dangerous, since it can set off aggressive behavoors in the other alpha. So he's spends his ruts alone. But he just might find a perfect solution in Steve...

steve knows perfectly well what he’s doing too 😊 he feels the sexiest when pregnant and having eddie literally loose his mind over him is suuuch a confidence boost. he spends like all his pregnancy is tiny shirts and low-waisted sweatpants

Steve knowing that Eddie is kinky as fuck and open to just about anything Steve could possibly want to try, but he still feels mortified about the idea of bringing up how much he likes the idea, the fantasy of Eddie knocking him up

gun to your head- stop sucking the barrel. no i will not "finish us both" can you just stop for a seco

Age gap #steddie where Silverfox Steve's a professional baseball coach and Eddie is the younger rock star who bought the team because he has the hots for Steve but doesn't realise that Steve's nerdy jock team are feral protective of their DILF coach and keep swatting Eddie away.

this with baby dom eddie and silver fox steve. whenever steve calls eddie sport he cums on the spot

“those are bad for you, you know,” steve mentions after he sees eddie drinking a monster. “steve, i’ve done ketamine.”

eddie munson moodboard 🖤

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