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Sunrise on Mars, taken by NASA's Opportunity rover ☀

Fuck it. Letting the t rex out

fuck a meyers-briggs show me ur dictionary.com search history, that’ll tell me everything i need to know

ah right, makes me hate

spengler could get it

Me meeting DOOM for the first time… Me: Welcome to LA. How long u in town? DOOM: can I trust u?

first of all this is still twitter second of all i still miss tap to tweet

where did carnival edm go i miss it

@GrandmaGoalz 👀 ugh soon

@TweetJoSelf You can be

i wish i was in corpus

*to the tune of country boy i love you* “Taco Brother i loooOOoove yoooooou”

summer floor nap my beloved

@caelin_music i KNOW

@TweetJoSelf oh no

overheard someone at work say kate bush is “having her 15 minutes of fame” and almost went into cardiac arrest

“she does have it in her - she’s hit three people with her car…on purpose”

you only slive once

got Washing Machine Brain

AND it was an old dude i was like sir. you were thERE

im finna start tweeting like im on victorious

can y’all fucking stop running red lights