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I lied and told my kids there are cameras all around the house so they’d behave. This morning my son asked me to check the footage and find his missing shoes. Buddy, the cameras only work for crimes, not customer service 😭😂

The day I smoke a blunt on the balcony of a home I own, I might shed a tear becuase I'll know I finally made it

ADHD isn’t wanting to stay up late it’s avoiding getting ready for bed

@Gabbrielxzn Type shi 😂

Science says our body is 70% water but mine is 30% swag, 30% whimsy, 30% gangsta, 10% chronic depression and anxiety.

ain't no Meat in this World to get past that cheeks

@HeyPurpleKing Fr man

The craziest part about betrayal is how normal the other person acts afterward like they didn't just permanently change how you see people.

How it feels being told you smell good >>>>>>

mentioning someone in your prayers is one of the purest forms of love.

So some people are addicted to smoking, masturbation, and Gambling, all at once..😭

Until I get where I want in life...I'm broke

Make her laugh , then make her moan 🤤🥴

Nowadays it's very hard to know who's pregnant, everybody got big stomach.

Good morning X I have a feeling I’m gonna have a banger post today

Me when I start spending my own money and realise how expensive I am

Doctors in the house if a girl swallows infected sperm, can she get infected???