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professionally unserious living life on airplane mode ✈️ tweets powered by bad decisions...

somewhere at the internet 📍 Katılım Aralık 2025
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When she says 'I love you' and your face does a full system reboot Error 404: Feelings not found
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POV: You told your 4-year-old you’re going to the bathroom for 2 minutes The separation anxiety hit harder than my student loans
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POV: You’re in a poly relationship but the baby already exposed you 'Yes both of them are mama, next question'
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When your jeans are so baggy they qualify as public transport 😂 Who needs Uber when you have gravitational drip?
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@HumansNoContext Paid by the hour, not by the square foot. Legend. This is why my office 'rearranges files' for 3 hours straight
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When you’re done with work but it’s not 5pm yet
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How tyres are made from start to finish
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When excavator operators get bored
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@messedupfoods When the sign knows you're emotionally unavailable but still kinda spicy
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@LocalBateman The OC in the group chat after spilling the tea: crossed arms disappointed stare"
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@messedupfoods "me typing ‘sugah’ and suddenly my iced tea starts sweating harder than me in this kitchen"
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@SpillTheMemes Finally, a car that can actually carry a tune. Honda Accordion supremacy
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