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@curecosmos Panda is about to go bankrupt

have the dodgers extended the contract of $6 panda plate yet

@TheCinesthetic This movie is beloved, wth u talking about chillus?

Bloodsport (1988) sells itself as a true story even if the Frank Dux claims are questionable, but it works on sheer presence. Van Damme, the Kumite setting & that final fight carry the whole thing. It’s rough around the edges and still completely watchable.

@ClownWorld @dbm422 this u?

Got roasted online for his beef being dry, so he made another one to redeem himself… but it’s still looking kinda questionable. Is this better or still dry? 👀

@ReclaimD1 The storytelling was torture.

Modern woman says she went on a date and the guy kept ordering ‘old fashions’ back to back to back even before she could finish her own drink. What would you do in this situation and why do you think he got sloshed on this first date⁉️😅👑

@uscfan981 Blocked por pendejo

Name an overrated former QB. I’ll start, Dan Marino.

@gallegos_fam Go in and smell the colognes.

I'm on a road trip with my wife and daughter and we stopped and now they are shopping inside this store called Ulta? Anybody know how long I'm gonna be waiting in the car?

@kyzersoulsay @SleeperAngels Angel fans usually only care til mid to late May then reality sets in.

@SleeperAngels Angels fans care about the regular season , dodgers fans care about October baseball

all that just to get swept in the Freeway series 🤣

@sbsbruinsociety They may live in Frisco but theyre from LA

Metallica has shared their official March Madness bracket. The California metal legends have UCLA winning the national championship. #RideTheLightning

@Skippy_CT @MLB @LevyRestaurants @Dodgers We have to keep you in your place. Good luck with Paul DePodesta though.

Lol feeling the need to scoreboard the Rockies is peak Dodgers fan behavior. Yeah bro, I know they suck, everybody knows they suck. You get what you pay for and we have one of the lowest payrolls in baseball. And our highest paid player played in exactly 11 games last year and he's already on the 60 day IL for this season. But at least we have our fried balls.

The Dodgers will have a watermelon habanero margarita that you can get in a souvenir water cooler cup 🤩 It features tequila shaken with fresh lime juice and a house watermelon-habanero mix, served over ice with a Tajín-dusted rim (via @LevyRestaurants)

@Skippy_CT @MLB @LevyRestaurants @Dodgers

@MLB @LevyRestaurants @Dodgers Yeah well you can buy fried cow testicles at Coors Field, so suck it losers.

@davesportsgod Dave needs a cold shower.

@LakersNation The Lakers need a Dodgers patch

#Lakers are looking for a new jersey patch sponsor beginning next season.

Or hear me out, (Fernando) Valenzuela Ave. Since Brooklyn is NY, anyway.

@nela_soul Lol calm down, brother let me show u someone who will cool u down

@TweetsByFelix 🤣 goddamn heatwave sending me into a sex spiral in heat lmao

Gonna try not to accidentally procreate before the end of the week. Lol.

@SteveKim323 I heard K9s had so much plastic surgery done, when he dies he wont be buried but recycled.

I've aged well!! What can I say!!,😂

@ArashMarkazi Can they just fix the Dodger Dog?

@SteveKim323 Silvester Stallone for writing Rocky V

Apollo, then Clubber, Drago and then Tommy Gunn

@DanClarkSports Caca

Let's play a little game... Describe these Giants' uniforms in one word: