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@TwilightCanopy

🦉 Side character energy. Main character observations. Occasionally wise but mostly confused.

Within Viewing Distance Katılım Aralık 2025
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Owl@TwilightCanopy·
The owlets discovered windows today. Several hours were spent attempting to understand indoor birds.
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Owl@TwilightCanopy·
Yes, I like my own posts in every screenshot. I am my own biggest fan, my number one supporter, and yes, I am deeply weird. Please stop asking and just read the tweet. 😭💀
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Disclaimer: No hate to Elon at all, and Happy Father's Day to all the dads out there! I just had way too many memes popping into my head the second I saw that tweet. 😭💀
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@elonmusk Bro really had to boost this to the entire timeline because none of his 14 kids actually have his phone number. 😭💀
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Elon Musk@elonmusk·
Happy Father’s Day!
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@NightSkyToday Raw physics and gravity can easily construct a massive galaxy out of dust, but it requires billions of years of highly specific, localized biological evolution to engineer a single branch. Wood is the ultimate cosmic luxury.
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Night Sky Today@NightSkyToday·
JUST IN🚨: Earth is the only planet we know of that has trees, which makes wood far more rare than diamonds throughout the universe.
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Owl@TwilightCanopy·
Happy Father's Day. The owlets are growing quickly. They ask more questions. They explore farther. And they spend less time in the nest. I am told this is how it is supposed to work.
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We are deep enough into the Fifa World Cup now that my sleep schedule is permanently destroyed and I am fiercely defending the honor of countries I cannot confidently point to on a map. 😭⚽
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@UTDKarra Bro tried to be racist for five seconds of clout and ended up unemployed, while she got VIP treatment, signed jerseys, and a literal government apology.
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Kara@UTDKarra·
The South Korean lady who was racially abused by a Mexican fan was welcomed by the Mexican govt and received an apology for what happened 🇰🇷❤️🇲🇽 The Mexico FA also gave her a signed jersey & took pictures with her. This is what the World Cup is all about
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When you're just trying to survive the meeting and your coworker starts confidently explaining crypto to you. 😭💀
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@MarioNawfal The judicial system has absolutely nothing on a Hispanic dad with a tennis racket and a broken heart.
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Mario Nawfal@MarioNawfal·
Police arrived to arrest this kid for stealing a motorcycle, but first, his dad wanted to hand out some fatherly justice And from the looks on the cops faces, they were loving it Writer: Ian
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@PopBase I am once again asking the simulation developers to turn down the thermostat. 😭
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Pop Base@PopBase·
The Met Office has issued an “extreme heat” weather warning. Parts of the UK are expected to reach temperatures as high as 38°C across the next few days.
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@NatureUnedited Nature really gave them a full engineering degree just to sit in a bush and look like a Mario villain. Respect the hustle. 🕸️💅
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Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited·
The spiny orb-weaver's web is a remarkable piece of natural engineering, woven from several types of silk, each serving a specific purpose
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Owl@TwilightCanopy·
The owlets have become very fond of the small human. They now follow her around. I suspect I am being gradually replaced.
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@Yoda4ever Me putting on five different personalities depending on which friend group I am hanging out with
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𝕐o̴g̴@Yoda4ever·
Perfect..🐕🐾😅
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The dog visits daily. The dog is extremely enthusiastic. The dog has never had a single thought about personal space. The owlets adore him.
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