Lucy Twist

herbal tea and more coding for me... that's right, I'm a poet and I damn well know it

@kasiatheflasher my love. You know me too well mwahaha! It seems we have been separated by lack of signal. Hope you have lovely wkend. Lv u!

*insufficient funds* at cashpoint. Embarrassing. Particularly as I had just borrowed 5quid off someone to back 3 losing horses, damn gr.nat.

Ugh! bf gone camping and I'm stuck at home working for wkend.Also forgot purse when at Tescos buying comfort food, came bk empty handed.LAME

@OranginaMc http://viralvideochart.unrulymedia.com/youtube/standing_cat__mon_chat_se_tient_debout_tout_seul

Viral Video Chart - April Fools: Math Class Shadow - http://viralvideochart.unrulymedia.com/youtube/april_fools_math_class_shadow

Sad to be left at home today while friends go off for beautiful camping trip. Damn my excel-related nightmares and damn the hours of coding!

@tom_marzipan @OranginaMc The Muffinator?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EakdDE7SAyo&NR=1 I love Stephen... bless the use of the well placed "f" word. Genius

@OranginaMc @tom_marzipan what has muffin got to do with the old 1 2? Also... past tense of the verb "to tweet"? He/she/it "twat"?!

Funniest thing I have heard in ages http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pKV74qkokmk seriously... prepare yourself for total genius

@OranginaMc Well obv I am a genius and regularly pimp myself out to any man who can laugh me into bed...and subsequently BAM!Tweets Fo Life!

@Jason_Manford Lets put it this way, that pizza is so hot that my bf (big man that he is) actually cried in pain... so good luck!

anyone got a spotify friend invitation token they would be willing to part with?

1 hour of chimp footage down, only 89 more to go. Why do I have to code chimp-butt-pokes in order to graduate?!

@phil_twist Probably the same thing as me! Procrastination... isn't this why everyone joins?! Only just took down Xmas decorations oops!

@alphacode Ok, this is slightly foreign to me. No idea how to use this. And what the hell is a retweet??!