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@KevinOLeary123 Still got dotty ?

Recently acquired 1980 Rover SD1 V8-S.

@KaareJohnson @MrPitbull07 If a Porsche 911 is 100k I pay 100k not 120k ????!

The replies on this thread are absolutely embarrassing. This is the United States of America. When you go to a restaurant, you tip. That’s the standard in this country. The basic minimum is 20%. All you people coming up with lame excuses to not tip, there’s a simple reason why, you’re tight and cheap and trying to justify it. Just pathetic. If you can’t tip 20% don’t go out to eat. I want a Porsche 911, but I can’t afford the tires or the oil changes so I don’t own one. If you can’t tip when you go out to eat, stay home you cheapskates. Adults making excuses, nothing worse. and I’m not in the Restaurant industry. Never have been. I just live in New Orleans, where there are a bunch of nice restaurants that I frequent. I take care of the people that take care of me. I don’t make lame excuses. Grow up already.

We went to a dinner as a group and had a $500 bill. We tipped $40. We were happy we can be able to give our server something, but her reaction was the opposite. She told us she assumed we're going to give her at least $120. When we asked for the manager, she said she was just joking, but she wasn't smiling at all. Idk, but is $40 tip enough for $500 bill? I just feel like expecting $120 is not realistic. ~Lea Robertson

@goldilocksrocks Good boozer

@amandalaura1976 Head should be off by now !!!

So I’ve explained the process of something 8 times to someone now!! How long should it take until my head explodes 😬😬😳😳

@ourrachblogs Never eat fish on a Monday!!

@Shaz_Strt If it can’t be saved by tie wraps or gaffer tape it’s getting binned

To celebrate his birthday, here’s that Roberto Carlos free-kick recreated on Sensible Soccer by the great @8bitfootball. Sensational.

SIMPLY. BREATHTAKING. PATRICK BAMFORD. OH MY WORD. 🤯🤯🤯 @LUFC #EmiratesFACup

Patrick Bamford with the goal of the tournament🤯

@SueJ1973 What flavour crisps??

Anyone fancy a sandwich & some crisps?

@joannafbenz Fzs600 fazer. Loved it

10 years ago I got my motorcycle license and little did I know, it would completely change my life 🤍 My first motorcycle was a 2013 R6 in Racing Blue and I loved that bike so much. What was your first bike?

@TheRealFlups He only telling you how he’s feeling, trying to make you understand

Dear Rick Astley, You sing 🎶A full commitment’s what I’m thinking of. You wouldn’t get this from any other guy🎶. Basically what you’re saying is no one else would consider having a relationship with me and that I should be grateful that you would? Bit harsh. Regards Flups

@anon_opin This

The correct time to find your train ticket on your phone is not when you arrive at the ticket turnstile you festering fucking feckless fuckwits.

@__MsHardy__ 1

@noprobsju Look at those tubes of doom !!

Truck-stop fry ups always hit the spot.

Yup, #PatrickGrant telling it like it is 👏👏👏 #ToriesOut227 #GeneralElectionNow twitter.com/rwehavenfunyet…

@Grant_Colgate How long have you had this car ??

@MrRoryReid Do not buy her a new vacuum, buy her a matching bag and belt, the old vacuum will be like new.

Is it acceptable (or wise) to buy your mrs a vacuum for Xmas? Suddenly realised how it might be interpreted.

@hjwakerley @TheRAC_UK 421 just outside Bedford??

You know what I was saying YESTERDAY about how I always knew the wagon would get me home. Duck 😭 Thankfully Thomas rescued me & has been waiting for the @TheRAC_UK since 3.15pm. He’s been told to call back in an hour ‘to see IF they have found a truck to collect it’.