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Twit of the Nit
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Twit of the Nit
@TwitoftheNit
'The Best kept secret on Twitter' -NoOne | 'Mildly amusing if ur mildly amused' -NYTymes | 'Taking *sarcasm* nowhere' -TheOnyun | 'Shitty' -SomeGuy
USA Katılım Aralık 2011
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The face you make when you realize your days may be numbered as the starting QB. #tony_no_mo #MIAvsDAL #Cowboys
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Jordan and JoJo have a Discount Double Check on their wedding registry. Can someone get it 4 them?!?! #TheBachelorette #ComeHomeAaron
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Area family learns what Christmas is all about while watching "A Charlie Brown Christmas" on their new $9,999 55" LG 1080p OLED television
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McDonald's is now serving the breakfast menu all day...it's only a matter of time until McDowell's follows suit.
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Somewhere Mr Snuffleupagus is sitting next to his phone wondering why Big Bird hasn't returned any of his calls.
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After watching him eat raw thing after raw thing after raw thing I think "Grylls" is the most ironic name Bear could have ended up with.
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"Why are there so many, songs abo...LEARN A NEW SONG! SHUT UP PHIL!!!" #themuppetshow #niiiice
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Before there was grease the squeaky wheel got replaced by a wheel that worked without complaining so much.
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On demand is crapping on me trying 2 catch up on @theleaguefxx. Comcast, in honor of your ineptitude I'm renaming the service "Andre-mand"
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To the previous occupant of the empty elevator car I just rode on. Your aftershave cloud forgot to get off on your floor with you.
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Go Cubs Gooooo! Go Cubs Gooooo! @Cubs won the series today. Cards are going home to stay!
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@randycrossFB, if Derrick Rose didn't have an eye on the future he would have seen that elbow coming
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@lennonparham @Jessica_StClair UR killing it on PH! Love seeing other improvisers 2: @bradmorris773 @KeeganMKey MacBrayer @ShutupLutz etc
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@paulscheer Aside from the clueless facial expression Andre's hat on the bust is giving him a Bear Bryant look.
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