Tommy

Can’t stand these motherfuckers, not knowing how to drive or pay attention. Stay off your phone and keep your eyes on the road you stupid motherfucker. God I can’t stand this bullshit. I hope your car breaks down in your driveway so you have to just walk or call an UBER. Dumbfuck

I am never deleting this app.

You can forget yo ID, yo phone, yo wallet, yo keys, idgaf…. But one thing yall bet not forget dis summer is DAT DEODORANT

@Pirates Where’s bob

FINAL: Pirates 7, Mets 11

Oneil Cruz in centerfield

Paul Skenes turning around to see the ball heading towards Oneil Cruz

@SportsCenter INCASE YOU WERENT WATCHING ITS NOT HIS FAULT, HIS TEAM JUST SUCKS

You know it was a bad day at work when you get home and your phone battery is still at 95%

She invited me somewhere but won't send me Uber money

They always told us that the first one to arrive was the one that got born, but it turns out it doesn't matter who gets there first the egg chooses the best sperm, so if the best sperm was Derek Walters, just imagine the crap the dad shoots out

@MostCrucified @PaulValentee

@PaulValentee lmao you are fucking nuts man he sees him like a block away and keeps trying to drive right at him he's been having issues with the guy all week

brother you're gonna have to work really hard to convince me that reacher needed to put the beatdown on his neighbor

Northeast Ohio: James Eaker caught the meter on his dash cam video. Explicit Language:

FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT THE DOMINICAN REPUBLIC HAS ZERO SEC CHAMPIONSHIPS

Me fighting the urge to text someone that doesn’t care abt me anymore

@RapSheet @davidcanter @NessMugrabi @aurasportsgroup NOOO

Splash: The #Chiefs are signing Super Bowl MVP Kenneth Walker, per The Insiders, a new home for the former #Seahawks star. Walker’s deal done by @davidcanter and @NessMugrabi of @aurasportsgroup.

Team USA's next game is Monday at 8 PM ET against Mexico, who they have lost to three straight times in the World Baseball Classic dating back to 2006 Paul Skenes will make his WBC debut

This is an appropriate use of our tax dollars.

'super-clipping' 'downshifting on straights' 'battery management' 🥱 Yeah, we don't do that here. We race.

Ubisoft has confirmed that a remake of Assassin's Creed Black Flag is in development

First stinker