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Two Inches Short

@TwoInchesShort

Professional golf at an amateur level. @TigerWoods laughed at my meme on @FallonTonight. True Story.

Pin High, CO Katılım Ağustos 2013
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Certified snake oil salesman
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No low am. No other defending champion. Just Rory, Fred and Jim.
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Who puts the green jacket on Rory? Kevin Hart?
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Rory using a regular length sand wedge to win the masters
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Or just hit bombs over the trees into the next fairway and it doesn’t matter
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Good golfers hit bombs. Great golfers hit fairways
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Scottie first guy to go bogey free on the weekend at the masters since 1942 lol
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At least they showed it and told us it was a moment ago
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Hearing roars all across Augusta and cbs showing us pine trees
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It’s 2026 and we don’t have a clue where Rory’s drive is on 15
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“My friend over there thinks you’re cute” The friend:
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One of the best parts of the masters is still the manual leaderboard updates and patrons going wild. Not sure kids today understand that’s what life was like before cell phones
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Jack: the secret on 12 is to aim at the left side of the front bunker Rory: no way man, you’re old. I’m gonna go right at it
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@TwoInchesShort My man, you give that little prick too much credit and it insults anyone on the spectrum
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Augusta National when they control the conditions: “Ok now dry the greens a bit more and cue a little swirling wind in amen corner. Little more. Yes. Perfect”
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Watching Rory blow a 6 shot lead
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