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7% NaCl (Salty)
@TwoRulesOfWar
Author, Pretzel Maker, Amateur Phrenologist, definitely not an 88M.






If you ladies play in my campaign, if you survive first level, you will be a weapon, you will be a minister of death, praying for wandering monsters. But until that day you are pukes! You're the lowest form of life on Oerth. You are not even half-fucking-orcs! You are nothing but unorganized grabasstic pieces of aboleth shit! Because I am hard, you will not like me. But the more you play in my campaign the more you will learn: I am hard, but I am fair! There is no edition bigotry here! I do not look down on storygamers, larper-twinks, VTM drama queens or diceless system players here; you are all equally worthless! And my orders from Gygax are to weed out all non-hackers who do not pack the gear to adventure in my beloved modules! Do you maggots understand that?




Tomy Toys Fashion Plates (1978)



FWIW Prime Minister Takaichi was born 20 years after Pearl Harbor



Perfect, now hire them and build your own business? I mean it’s not that difficult right?



Washington Post: "U.S. officials detected unidentified drones above the Washington Army base [Fort McNair] where Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth live...Officials have not determined where they came from...Multiple drones were spotted over Fort McNair on a single night in the last 10 days, the official said, prompting increased security measures and a meeting at the White House to discuss how to respond...The drones over Fort McNair prompted officials to weigh relocating Rubio and Hegseth, two of the people briefed said. The senior administration official said the secretaries haven’t moved." wapo.st/4lDlQrC

In my first 13 months, I made it a priority to get out and see all 12 Army divisions and spend time with Soldiers. At every stop I saw Soldiers identifying problems, building solutions, and moving faster than we ever have. Our @USArmy is the best it’s ever been because of the Soldiers in our ranks.




@jd_sauvage If sex is the most interesting thing that’s ever happened to you, then that’s all you’re going to write about.








