Jim “Two Strokes” Stevens

@callumbutnot The original kowalski video

@TwoStrokesJim This was pre video

Yall think Kowalski is offering consulting services?

4 beers and 6 cigarettes takes you to heavens gates. a perfectly timed bump will give you the key to enter

I’d respect my son more if he told me he was fucking dudes than if he had Snapchat +

@nuttapper67 The fab 5 need to collab

Genuinely only thing left for her to pass Maddie Kowalski on the all-time BV bop list would be if she starts posting content. The dream would be her and Maddie make a collab video about their traumas and blame us. I cannot wait to see where this goes. #ReleaseTheHawkTiniFiles

@MrsMiyagi69 Understandable

@TwoStrokesJim She has her own book

Starting from the beginning

@bigmarcusbbq The prophecy, this has to be it. Either the next Twitter whore will be your girl or it will be you in the next Twitter whore video

Seeing this the day after Hawktini has to be some sort of horrible omen

@Jaegermacster Me or whore I’m choosing me every time

Public whore daughter or blackout racist son? #LANK #hawktini

Chill with the dox

@robcracks The game will always love you more than “friends”

My friends are making fun of me for being on twitter too much but I don’t think they get it. #ILoveYouAll

@brodo_baggins1 Green fn

Accidentally liked an Instagram post from her sophomore year of high school

Hawk tini? More like hawk tuah #lank #buzzword

@Brooks_Wilder11 The mysteries of life

Why do chicks add you back just to never open your snap?

Kansas finally decided to make some noise in March?

How strippers and blow change your life

@JeremiahF74048 A yn like me can only hope. Free buns

@TwoStrokesJim #shewantit

Ex added me for 40 minutes and got rid of it

@RamsesTar Real

Kanye saved my life

@RamsesTar Yes

I LOVE WHORES & I LOVE SLUTS