Tinker, Tailor, Black Bear, Landshark

I’ll address the controversy. Why not High Life? Easy: too delicious. A thinking man’s beer must be void of taste, neither interesting nor offensive, a frictionless vehicle for reflection that leaves you untroubled by the distraction of flavor. The Champagne of Beers is too good.

This belongs to all of us.

🏆 ARSENAL ARE CHAMPIONS 🏆

So I'm 36 years old and, you know, out of touch with what's going on at colleges, so maybe this is a dumb question, but did every school in the country lose their fucking minds lol. Why have all these universities baked AI into their graduation ceremonies? What fuck is going on?

FAQs on the Ole Miss victim narrative: Did Lane Kiffin abandon Ole Miss in the middle of the playoffs?: No. Ole Miss sent packing early after it learned he was taking the LSU job next year. Did Lane Kiffin abandon the 2026 team: Yes. But Preston, Ole Miss told him ahead of time: It was still Ole Miss’ decision, if it wanted him there, it could have chosen that. But, Preston, it was clearly the right decision for Ole Miss to send him packing early: That’s fine. I support the program operating however it sees fit. I just don’t want to hear “Lane Kiffin abandoned his team in the playoffs” when Ole Miss was the one who chose that. Lane Kiffin is still an asshole/immature: I will never tell a fanbase not to dislike a coach for any reason - especially for leaving for a rival job. Preston are you blindly defending the LSU coach bc you are in the LSU media: No. I was here long before Kiffin. I’ll be here long after. Facts matter. And I just want to get those facts right.

The Economist: “We found that graduates in fields more exposed to AI have suffered markedly worse outcomes.”

In honor of Bobby Cox, here’s almost 20 minutes of him getting ejected. Legend.