my memory foam mattress keeps bringing up the time i peed on it like get a grip man that was literally days ago
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Aelira | Two Puppets
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Aelira | Two Puppets
@Two_Puppets
I live in England for some reason | Business inquiries: [email protected]
Katılım Mart 2020
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i've seen enough discourse about the new Michael Jackson movie but why is no one talking about Miles Teller going crazy on those strawberries in the lawyer scene
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showed up to the edging competition but my opponent never came. pork ramen.
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if i was laying like this id put my wiener through one of the holes
Cormac@cormachayden_
work through the weekend so you can work from anywhere any day of the week
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I have no way to prove it but i do believe that every gust of wind is perfectly localized on the top half of my face to expose my big ass forehead
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I WONDER WHAT THE 1 WORKING ELEVATOR IN MY BUILDING WILL SMELL LIKE TODAY! LEAVE A GUESS AND WHOEVER GETS IT RIGHT GETS A FREE ELEVATOR RIDE!!
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I was once a machine who could sort potatoes from rocks in seconds
Massimo@Rainmaker1973
This machine sorts potatoes from rocks in seconds
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no one has ever gotten high and watched tv before
Guapington 🐈⬛🇭🇹@gothgirlweed
Shit didn’t happen
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a million billion dollars
Ko-fi@kofi_button
Drop your Ko-fi goal below and we'll help one creator reach 100%! 🌟
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Garden Greg has surpassed 200M weekly scrobbles on Paramount Music
Pop Tingz@PopTingz
Forrest Frank has surpassed 145M monthly listeners on YouTube Music.
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@polaridia go watch They Live and think about labubu while you do it
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